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Ever have one of those days? 

I have a pair of cushy insoles that I switch back and forth from one pair of boots to another (yes, I am CHEAP!)   This morning, I switched the insoles from my stylish, but uncomfortable, black boots to my comfy, brown faux cowboy boots.  For some reason, those boots didn't feel as comfortable as usual while I was walking to my class... at least not the left one.  When I got home, I saw why.... there was the left insole, lying on the floor right in front of the chair where I had sat down to put my boots on!

And then, not long ago (okay, it was over 20 years ago, but time flies when you're an old biddy).... I was cracking some eggs to make a batter, the idea being to crack the shells open, let the egg drop into a bowl, and throw the eggshells in the garbage disposal... so I had the disposal turned on and the water running... only I cracked the shell open and let the egg drop in the disposal and put the shell in the bowl.  It wouldn't have been so bad, but I did this twice before I realized what I was doing!

What's the most airheaded thing you've done "lately?"


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  • gingersoul said on Oct 10, 2008....
    KruKru.......two episodes in the span of 20 years???..

    Please.....you can not call yourself air headed, woman....lol...

    I have at least one case of foggy head a day.....Take this for example..

    Two days ago i was sorting some documents at my desk ...

    Stack on my left the important ones, stack on my right the trash paper....
    Guess which stack i picked up and brought to my boss to go thru it together?

    You bet it has been the trash paper .....lol..

    She has a drawer full of candy and chocolate....so we laughed about the fog in my head and she told me:
    "Serve yourself. You really need some".

    And now i think i should go to get ready for? ...to go.... .where?
    Oh yes....to work!
    Ciao.
  • kruuyai said on Oct 10, 2008....
    ginger:  lol... I didn't say that these were the only two cases in 20 years.. they were just the only two I could remember!  It's non-stop and getting worse all the time.  I can't tell you how many times I've gotten onto the metro going in the wrong direction.  And one day, two weeks ago, I actually forgot to go to one of my classes.  That's all well and good when you're a student, but when you're the teacher.... oh my god!    Well, at least your boss had a sense of humor and a drawer full of chocolate.  
  • pickersplock said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Hey, I folded the dirty laundry a few weeks ago!
  • Twylarants said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Lol, Pickers!  I had a moment just now. I located my hoop earrings, put one in my ear, picked the other one up, put it down, picked it up, put it down......for a second, I couldn't remember if I was taking them off or putting them on.
    I have so many of those moments they don't even scare me anymore.
  • kruuyai said on Oct 10, 2008....
    pickers:  Hey, sometimes that's all it takes.  Why waste water?

    Twyla:  lol...I can just see it now... turn on the radio and do it to music and you'll start a new dance craze. 
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 10, 2008....
    wahahahhaahhahhaa i'm laughing about the egg part cuz that happened to me before!!! and what about if your taking bath?? i always forget if i soap myself again... and if i do soap i realize i did it twice!!!! lol!!! ;-)
  • beyondtheveil said on Oct 10, 2008....
    kruu- Last weekend I walked up to my wife at the computer and stated in a rather loud voice "I've looked everywhere and can't find my glasses.

    She looked up at me, smiled and said "You have them on".
  • kruuyai said on Oct 10, 2008....
    queen:  What's even worse is if you get in the shower and realize (after you're already wet) that you didn't bring a towel.

    beyond:  Hahahahahahahaha!   (I can't tell you how many times I've done just that)  :)
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 10, 2008....
    oh i did that!!! and earlier today!!! i have to run across the room naked!!!! lol!!!
  • nytquill17 said on Oct 10, 2008....
    As my grandma is fond of saying, I am already living in the hereafter.

    That is, you get up to go get something in another room, walk through the door, stop, look around the room and think, "Now, what was I here after?"
  • kruuyai said on Oct 10, 2008....
    queen:  You're too young to be doing stuff like that!  lol

    nytquill:  LOLOLOL   .... been there, done that... sooooooo many times.  In fact, I went through a stage where I would stand there, in limbo, not even thinking about anything, for about a half hour at a time before I would even think to ask myself what I was here after.  I never knew the syndrome had a name.  lol
  • nytquill17 said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Queen: forgetting my towel is nothing, I do it almost every time.  It's more of a shock when I remember it!

    What's worse is when I get in the shower with either my socks, my bra, or my glasses still on!  And yes, each of those things has happened more than once!

    Oh, and here's one for you...when I was in college (so I blame sleep deprivation) I got all dressed for class and headed outside...I was halfway down the hall before I realized I had my jacket on UPSIDE DOWN.  Not inside out mind you, upside down, with the hood hanging over my butt.

    And the time I sat through an entire class, and it wasn't until I went to the bathroom afterwards that I realized I'd put my shirt on inside out...
  • kruuyai said on Oct 10, 2008....
    nytquill:  Okay, you've got me.  I can't beat any of those!  lol
  • nytquill17 said on Oct 10, 2008....
    And I'm only 23...I think this is a bad sign! :p
  • mobil said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Well, I lost my reading glasses, looked all over for them. My wife even joined in the hunt.
     
    They were on my face, I think my wife gets more blame though, she was looking at me while we looked.
     
    I on the other hand was simply looking through the glass.
     
    It happens Kru, it's a sign of IQ,
     
    I say high IQ like Einstein! Some would disagree, screw them huh?
     
     
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Hmm putting the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge.
     
    Putting teaspoon of salt in coffee cup ~ blech!
     
    going food shopping with a list and looking at the list which said MILK and buying everything but the milk...
     
    Answering the phone at home the way I do at work... calling people from home and saying who I am and where I'm from at work...
     
    Nahh I'm just blond.
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 10, 2008....
    nytquill: holy crap i did those too!!! and what about putting on two different socks???? lol... ;-)
  • wombat said on Oct 10, 2008....
    My memory is so bad I can't remember the most recent....but I've pulled some doozies before!
     
    I was once at the Social Security office, with a pull-tab number in my hand for half an hour before I realized I was actually at the Unemployment Office---the time there I spent wondering when they had re-decorated!
     
    Another time, the power had gone out, but I got up to get ready for work in the dark.  While trying to do my hair with a flashlight in my hand, the fridge came on, and I cussed for a few minutes---wondering why the only thing that came on was the fridge and not the lights.
     
    Duh....turn on the switch......!
     
    (I am enjoying reading these, btw)
  • kruuyai said on Oct 11, 2008....
    nytquill:  Oh yeah... it's all downhill from here!

    mobil:  Ha!  You tie with beyondtheveil, but your wife beats his by a mile.  :)

    Lucy:  I've made my special hot chocolate with salt instead of sugar a few times.. bleck!  (I almost just typed.."with sugar instead of salt")  And I went shopping for socks the other day and came home with a sleeping bag, but no socks.

    wombie:  Those are pretty funny.  Especially the one where you're wondering about the redecorating.  Last spring, I got on the wrong bus on my way to work.  A few blocks after the bus stop, I noticed that things seemed different, and I just thought "Hmmm, I never noticed before that the bus comes this way."  About half an hour later, when the bus passed the O2 tower, I thought, "I never knew there was an O2 tower on this end of town, too.  It was then that I realized I was on the wrong end of town, but I had to wait for several more stops before I could get off and catch a metro back to where I was going, all the time, frantically SMSing my students to let them know I was going to be very, very late.

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