Why does the chicken cross the road?
Barack Obama- The chicken crossed the road because its time for a change!!
John McCain- My friends, that chicken crossed the road because of the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
Hillary Clinton- When I was first lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from day one, that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But this really isn't about me.
George Bush- We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us, there is no middle ground.
Dick Cheney- Where's my gun?
Colin Powell- Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Bill Clinton- I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?
Al Gore- I invented the chicken.
John Kerry- Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross and I was mislead about the chicken's intentions.
Al Sharpton- Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Anderson Cooper- We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Nancy Grace- That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
Pat Buchanan- To steal the job of a hardworking American.
Ernest Hemingway- To die in the rain, alone.
Jerry Falwell- Because the chicken was GAY! Can't you people see the plain truth? And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!
Bill Gates- I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook.
Albert Einstein- Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Colonel Sanders- Did I miss one?
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beyondtheveil posted on Oct 09, 2008
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uniquely-ironic said on Oct 09, 2008....
LOL, thanks -
queenparanoia said on Oct 09, 2008....
wahahahahhhhahahahahahahhahahaha that's the funniest chicken jokes ever!!! -
evil_twin said on Oct 09, 2008....
Those were great! Thanks for the laugh :-D
-evil_twin LA
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CayenneMan said on Oct 09, 2008....
Very funny material beyondtheveil, thank's for posting it. -
MissMimi said on Oct 09, 2008....
Oh these are good, beyond. :D Made me laugh for the first time today. -
mobil said on Oct 09, 2008....
That's great beyond, now am I to assume that you are the brains behind all this chicken stuff? haha.......funny, very funny -
destinydiva said on Oct 09, 2008....
I dont know many of those people!! I know I know..get with the programme!!! :-) I know einsteen!! lol :-)
why did the chewing gum cross the road??? ...cus it was stuck to the chickens foot!! :-)
xxx
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beyondtheveil said on Oct 09, 2008....
mobil- Hell no, don't ever assume. Remember, if you assume, you'll make an 'ass' you of 'u' and also out of 'me'. I forgot to mention it was from an email like the last post. I'm not that creative. -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 09, 2008....
des- Hey. Where you been? I'm glad you stopped by because I didn't know the chicken crossed the road with chewing gum stuck to it's feet. -
lfbno7 said on Oct 09, 2008....
des, dick cheney is a famous big game hunter and the rest of them are not important. -
secretlife said on Oct 09, 2008....
Sarah Palin: Chicken? What's that? Up here we have moose!(ok, so i'm crappy at jokes).thanks for the chuckle! -
Fallyn said on Oct 09, 2008....
Q. why did the Punk kid cross the road?
A. it was safety pinned to the chicken.
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gingersoul said on Oct 09, 2008....
BeyBey......i loved the Cheney one......where is the gun? and the Einstein one...lol.....
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RollingC said on Oct 10, 2008....
Thanks for the laugh...that was good.
Rc
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skald said on Oct 10, 2008....
I´ve been trying to remove your bad tags. -
kruuyai said on Oct 10, 2008....
hee hee :) -
Twylarants said on Oct 10, 2008....
lol... : ) -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 10, 2008....
skald- I had bad tags? Thanks for removing them. I never look at tags.
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