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And Now It's Time For Everybody's Favorite Show!

pickersplock posted on Oct 08, 2008 | views: 297 | Tags: having fun, losing my mind, very deranged, if you ask me, tiaras
Duooot  duooot tiara talk
put on your tiara
duooot duoot let's all talk
let's talk with our tiaras!
 
 
Well, hello everyone!
It's so nice to be here with you today!
What a wonderful day for sharing all our thoughts!
 
We have a really great show for you, lots of surprise guests,
the tiara of the day, and of course, we'll talk about whatever is on your mind and under your tiara!
 
 
Let me first say that in these tough times we can all be glad we invested in our golden tiaras! 
I was right about that wasn't I? LOL
Everyone thought I had lost my mind, but those of you who listened to me are now sitting pretty!
 
And on that note............THE TIARA OF THE DAY!   The Golden Darby Tiara!
 
Isn't she simply gorgeous?  So very spiffy, and in today's market, worth a fortune!
What is gold worth now?  $4,000 an ounce?
 
 
Ah, our first guest has arrived!
Everyone..................duoot doouuut.........TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
 


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  • Lucytorial said on Oct 08, 2008....
    **Clapping like derranged person**
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Ahh, yes!  It's Lucytorial!
    No need to clap for yourself!
     
    Now, I've always wanted to ask, you have such an eclectic posting sense!
    How do you feel about Chekhov and Ibsen?
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Oct 08, 2008....

    **~~ second deranged person, bobbing head excitedly ~~**
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    And her amaaaazzzzziiiig sidekick, Paperbackwriter!
    Same question in reverse!
     
     
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Ohh thank you Pickersplok! thank you everyone!
     
    I've always thought my style was influenced by Chekhov, Ibsen was so undramatic you see, rather a droll character and I certainly won't be putting a bullet in my head! I do feel sometimes though like banging it against the desk I write on yet, a stage would be a better place to do that don't you think!
     
    **Begings to head butt coffee table**
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Oct 08, 2008....


    Chekhov is good on crackers specially the brand from "The Cherry Orchard", while Ibsen you can use it to bake good pasta like the brand from "Hedda Gabler"

    ** ~~ drooly smile ~ ~**
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    WAIT!  Let me get the coffee off the table first!
    Bang all you like, but for God's sake, don't spill the coffee!
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Ohh Pickersplok! my O am sorry, I get rather theatrical don't I.  Paperback darhling you really know how to make a meal!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Speaking of crackers................I was at an Ibsen play last Autumn!
    The leading actress was a contortionist with a lisp.
     
    Just imagine Nora saying, "Yes, tremendous! A barrister's profession is such an uncertain thing, especially if he won't undertake unsavoury cases........",  while touching her head to her feet! 
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Oh how Super! I miss the real plays these days yet really the world is a stage.  On walking here this evening I was accosted by a man wearing flying goggles, pijama bottoms, duck slippers and you guesed it a Tiara! he was reciting from Hitlers Mein Camph! how amazing!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Now there's something you don't see everyday!
     
    I have developed a craving..............I think I'll go bake a pie!
  • Me-Myself&I said on Oct 08, 2008....

    *smile* i'm brain dead so i'll be bobbing right along with Paper. yup  sure will. i'll sit over here and watch the show!

    you sure can make me *smile*.... did you know that ladies!

  • Twylarants said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Aaaaaand...we're out!

    Good show so far Pickers....MAKE UP! SHE'S SHINY!
    Ok...no word yet from Leafblower's people, but we have a replacement on board just in case...

    And we're back in 5..4..3..2..
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    I made pumpkin muffins instead!
    Everything's better with chocolate chips, so I threw some of those in as well!
     
    Then to top it all off, I made chicken poop...........I mean soup!
    Good thing the 5 second delay caught that!
     
    MeMy, do you not find, that simply everything tastes better with chocolate chips?
     
    Twirly, where is Leafblower?
    He was supposed to be here to talk about those dandy new tiara thingies!
    You put them on that thing with the thing and then you use that other thing to hook the thing with the thing and voila!  Bob's your Uncle!
  • MissMimi said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Nope -- wrongo, dear hostess!  Bob's my husband!  I have an uncle-- Oh wait...  Nevermind,. I don't have any uncles!  All gone!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Bob's your Aunt?
    Your dog?
    Bob's the creepy guy at the gas station that hoards Twix bars?
  • Twylarants said on Oct 08, 2008....
    No worries MissM...I'll see her Uncle Bob, and raise her an Uncle Louie.
    Go fish.
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Oh no, no, no, no, no!
    We fish on Thursdays!
    Today, we hunt for truffles!
    Send out the pigs!
    Don your tiaras everyone!
    Truffles, here we come!
  • MissMimi said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Yep, that's good ol' Bob for ya.  I was doing laundry, and I  found six Twix wrappers in his pants pocket, and some suspicious looking stains on his underwear. 
  • Twylarants said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Tiny truffles...
    in my mind....
    make me hoppy....
    make me feel fine....
    tiny truffles....
    make me warm all over....
    with a feeling that I'm gonna
    love you till the end of time....
    and then I got high....
  • Twylarants said on Oct 08, 2008....
    pass the bleach pen
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Leave the underwear, Miss M!
    The pigs are a truffling!
    Won't you join us?
     
    A truffle for me, a truffle for you!
    We got truffles out the wazzoo!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 08, 2008....
    Pig pen, Twyla!
    Pass the pig pen, because it stinks to high heaven!
     
    Good thing I added that N on heaven, because it said high heave!
     
    I've never had a high heave, but it certainly sounds uncomfortable.
  • MissMimi said on Oct 08, 2008....
    After I went through "the change"  I've had to get an artificial wazzoo.  It doesn't hold as many truffles. 
     
    Walk behind me, sister...  You'll have all the truffles you can handle.
  • queenparanoia said on Oct 09, 2008....
    can anyone please pass the muffins??? and where's my tiara ;-)
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Okay don't freak out everyone, I fell over the live cable okay! I've put it back in.... NO that tiara is MINE!!!!
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....
    can i watch even if i don't have a tiera?
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Look dahlink, its a TI   A   RA if you can spell it correctly then yes you can watch.. but what is a tiera??
  • lfbno7 said on Oct 09, 2008....
    it's getting dark, too dark to see. i think the sun is going down on me. don't let the sun, go down on me....... hmm. if only my wife remembered to forge that check, i hope she did, ya see, her dad died and somebody had to go into his bank account and forge a check or else what the hell, we get nothing? the lawyers get it all? anyway she's such a dingbat, a little birdie or something, a little dolly. ..... its such a drag, being royal and all, and having no money, letting those mercenary people move in and get the house and all, i kinda miss the house, and that garden and shit, that was pretty cool to have, you know cherries are very good for arthritis ....... i always seem to find myself in trouble though, like they all think of me as an enemy just cause i tore that shithead bush a new asshole, hey i'm the patriot, no? ...... boss keeps stealin my fuckin ideas, i'll show that prick who the real architect is one of these days ...... and my stupid ass cousin hedda, between us i think she's a jerk ...... i don't think it's necessarily freudian, so i got a thing about my mom, so what? she's an actress, i'm a playwright, and all she fuckin does is make fun of what i write, i think i'm gonna go eat some worms and die.
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    ((Hey pickers... where did we get the sound guy?))
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....
    well ya didn't have to ti A ra me a new one lucy! :-P
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Felt good though Trav... for me I mean.  *-}
     
    Seriously that sound guys got some issues man, he didn't fucking take a breath!
  • pickersplock said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Ahh, I see the producer has arrived!
    Where have you been leafblower and what have you been producing?
     
    Trav's the sound guy, Lu!
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....
    and the sound you heard was lucy ti A ring me a new one! (i know, a double joke is a fauxpa, but i just could't resist!)
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Oh Shit, thats the producer... I kind of put my foot in it.  Thank god I'm a guest and not an employee.
     
    Trav ~ If you didn't enjoy the tiara - ring I have a crown?
  • pickersplock said on Oct 09, 2008....
    RAT POOP!  I have to go take my chicken out!
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    for a walk ? interesting idea
  • hinana said on Oct 09, 2008....
    how come all the adults i know are such bores?
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Because they allowed themselves to grow up dear.  Quite simply put they are adults no?
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....

    i'm afraid of where you'd try to stick it lu!

    i didn't know you had a chicken pickers, or a rat...

     

    it's cause they're not us hinana :-P

  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    You're so special Trav....... like really special.
  • Twylarants said on Oct 09, 2008....
    We have chicken pickers?  Why?
    I think Leafblower spent a little too much time in the blue room before he came on stage. Looks like he may have dipped into MissMimi's secret truffle stash.
    Hinana, can we borrow your adult boars to find more truffles for us?
    Thank you, dear.
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....
    thank you lu, usually people put the word 'wierd' in that place... you're special too sweetie.
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Oh I meant special as in **Lucy drools** special.. but thats okay...
     
    err Twirly, don't you think that we should err get back to the show?
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....

    well thanks lu. you know i think you're gorgeous, even in your clown makeup. i mean, that green hair... fwaaarrrrrrr!

  • Twylarants said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Could you two go find a dressing room, please? We got a show to do, here...huh?
    And we're back in 5, 4, 3 ,2...
  • travelr712 said on Oct 09, 2008....
    we did twirley, why do you think her makeup looks like that?
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 09, 2008....
    Weclome back everyone, its seems that Pickersplok is still walking her chicken so lets introduce to you another guest, someone who has enthralled audiences for ahem scuse me decades.....
     
    **Lucy grins like idiot at camera and claps like a spastic**
  • pickersplock said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Here I am!  I need a recharge!
    COFFEE!
  • travelr712 said on Oct 10, 2008....

    [hands a cuppa to pickers]

    so who's the other guest lu?

     

  • pickersplock said on Oct 10, 2008....

    Guest?

    Oh yes, I brought the chicken.

    Lu, Trav, meet Frank.

  • Twylarants said on Oct 10, 2008....
    You name your food?
  • Twylarants said on Oct 10, 2008....
    I'm back. I brought danish for everyone.
    Pickers, Lu, Trav...meet Eric, Hamlet, Sven, Vandyke....
  • pickersplock said on Oct 10, 2008....
    Dibs on the Sven!!!
  • Lucytorial said on Oct 10, 2008....
    I'll dibs Eric thanks!

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