Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed
up, this should make things a little bit clearer:
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 8 x 8 cubicle
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day
AT WORK... you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK... you must carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK... you can get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet
AT WORK... you have to share a toilet with some people who pee on the seat
IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK... you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all your expenses to get to work, then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life insides bars wanting to get out
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK... they are called managers
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chingform said on Aug 19, 2006....
its true yeah..
i agree with ya
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chaime said on Aug 20, 2006....
yeah, when you think about it....
how unfair life can be, ei?
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chingform said on Aug 20, 2006....
yeap. and now i had quit my job. and being selfemployed.. no more so call manager, 8 x8cubical, .. hahah.. but now end up terriblely poor. haha..
but at least.. i have life of my own. so still worth it... for being poor.
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GMNIMan said on Aug 23, 2006....
Okay, now just where do you sign up? For prison I mean.
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pinkjellybeans said on Aug 30, 2006....
I have thought this myself before now. This world is so corrupt. I wonder if it will ever change...
PinkJellyBeans
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anonymous said on Aug 31, 2006....
dont get me wrong.. i know this is a joke... and jokes will offend people every now and then ...but ... the way you are making prison life look good ....
Think about not being able to come home after "work" and see family.. call friends without gettting them preapproved and waiting in a long line to be able to talk for 15 mins, not being able to choose what you want to eat, not being able to stop by a store on the way home, and yea family and friends my visit (after getting approved.) but then having to say good bye .. knowing it will be years befor you can go home with them
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chaime said on Aug 31, 2006....
it is a joke and funny one at that.. don't take life too seriously man! ;)
yes, no one wants to go to prison (duh???) and if you think that there is an ounce of seriousness in this post then there's nothing I can do for you. ^_^
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Jay141 said on Nov 27, 2006....
Lol! I dont know if its because I am smoked out, but this has kept me laughing....... so sad but so true!!!!!! LOL.
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