When I got up this morning it was pitch black. I took a shower but forgot to turn on the cold water, so the shower was red hot. That left me feeling blue, so I wore my baby shit briefs with Tinkerbell on the left fanny.
I made coffee and turned on the tube to watch some yellow journalism, but all I got was faces of the republican black-hearted blackguards. I could kick their purple-noble asses up between their shoulder blades. They must all be the black sheep of their family. It wasn't going to be a red letter day.
I left feeling blue, but looking at my yard made me feel like I had a green thumb. I drove to the supermarket where they lay out the red carpet I'm in there so much. I loaded the cart with white lightening which made me temporarily in the pink until I reached for greenbacks. That rose a red flag. I felt like blacklisting those people for their out of the blue prices.
I returned home and my true blue dogs met me. I was feeling mellow yellow until then. I'm their white knight. I'm green with envy of the life they lead. And since I'm now in the red, I'll have to stay home and watch the silver screen or something. My wife brown nosed for what money I had left and like a greenhorn with a yellow streak I gave it to her. She was going to a white sale and had on her hot pink nightie so I couldn't resist.
So I turned on the tube to sci-fi and there were little green men blackmailing earth people but some silver tongued devil tricked the Martians with a red herring. So I switched channels and got the republicans again talking about their white elephant mortgages. They've already given the country an economic brownout and tried to whitewash their deeds. Sometimes I'm also green with envy of certain other countries.
I need something else to do. I could go on soulcast and read about someone's dark secrets or blue Monday. I'll go to the bank later if they haven't failed and see if they have more greenbacks than me and perhaps go out tonight and paint the town red. Maybe I'll find a nice watch on the black market at a bar.
I wish I had something to write about. That would turn my face from ashen grey to titty pink.
beyondtheveil posted on Oct 01, 2008
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Lucytorial said on Oct 01, 2008....
Beyond ~ You colourful man you! I like this, its a walk through your life and quite a charming one too by the sounds of the yellow horned beast you seem to think you are! te he he -
diabolicdame said on Oct 01, 2008....
What a colorful day you've had!! Thanks for sharing your colors wth us! :-) -
Twylarants said on Oct 01, 2008....
Yeah, but orange ya glad you woke up in the first place? -
tonibell said on Oct 01, 2008....
beyond: You gave me a good laugh! I heard there's some yellow talk in congress ,they're just kicking around a bright white idea , mind you, that it makes sense to give the money directly to mainstreet. Some are thinking the gold trickle down theory might not be the quick fix we need. Might keep us in the red for a long time. -
uniquely-ironic said on Oct 01, 2008....
very creative. Was the sunrise red? as in.....red at night, sailor's delightred in the morning, sailor's warning? -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 01, 2008....
lucy- Sometimes I do feel like a beast and the last week hasn't helped any. When we all go broke will you send me some money from down under?
diabolic- Hey, I saw your pics with the turtles. You are one white hot chick. That helped my day.
twyla- Thanks for that. I couldn't think of one blessed way to use orange.
toni- I like your colorful comment and yes, we'll be in the red for some time.
unique- Darn it, I forgot to go look at the sunrise. Perhaps its best I didn't. There's enough red in my life already.
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mobil said on Oct 01, 2008....
Beyond you old dog, I just got to see you in those baby shit breifs with tinkerbell on your butt cheek haha.Good to see you, I was becoming worried that you had taken a long walk off a short blue pier................. -
CayenneMan said on Oct 01, 2008....
Good post beyondtheveil, but I must admit it's ironic that you posted it after Paul Newman passed away. He was color blind you know. -
diabolicdame said on Oct 01, 2008....
Thanks btv, I'm happy to help any way I can! ;-) -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 01, 2008....
mobil- I can tell you really liked that visual. And by the way, I was wondering what pier to look for you floundering in. You were gone a long time, very glad you're back - we need you and your sublimely diplomatic ways.
cayenne- I didn't know he was color blind. I could have written this sooner.
diabolic- And you certainly did. Glad to have you back too.
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Lucytorial said on Oct 01, 2008....
Beyond ~ I've been wondering when the fall out would start. Quite scary huh? problem is when you guys go broke we're gonna go right down that toilet with ya! which sucks for us interest rates are high enough... dip shit freaking government of yours... -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 01, 2008....
lucy- Dip shit. One of my favorite terms. Fits perfectly for them, huh? -
Lucytorial said on Oct 01, 2008....
The only thing keeping us afloat for now is our budget surpluss, that won't last long though. Thank god I don't own a mortgage. -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 01, 2008....
lucy- A mortgage isn't a bad thing. In fact many times a mortgage is less than rent. People who bought these homes must share some of the blame. You just cannot dedicate the bulk of your income toward an over inflated house and hope against hope future income increases usually for two people will save the day down the line. And that is buying at a time they knew the country was in trouble with horrific deficits and the dollar dropping in value.
As they say, there's enough blame (dip shit) to spread around. I really do feel for people like you who have to suffer along with us. American business for a long time has cared for nothing but a quick profit and screw the future and its people. Politicians are no better because they are elected for no other reason than to take care of the people and lie out their ass that they care and will.
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Lucytorial said on Oct 01, 2008....
When I was a legal aid doing property transactions I was always amazed at the idiocy of people borrowing 100% for their homes?? umm are you kidding? thats just making the whole mess congeal!I'll tell you now, I can buy $100 us dollars for $120 Aussie dollars, this has never ever been the case before, I can't believe how week the US dollar is.. its going to kill the small guys here and there. -
silver_phoenix said on Oct 01, 2008....
damnit beyond, i feel like i've made a wicked late entrance! the color of my day is yet to be determined. care to help color my world? ;-D -
queenparanoia said on Oct 01, 2008....
wahahhaah titty pink!!!!!!!!!!!! whahahahhahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
glad you had a colorful day... ;-)
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gingersoul said on Oct 01, 2008....
BeyBey.....you say that there is enough red in you life already...
I like blue....I wrote in another post that i don't like red....red is the color of madness for me, anger and pain and forbidden entrances....
I love this post...a palette of sincere emotional shades..
You will find you true colors, BeyBey....
The YouTube clip is a must since i am your video girl......:-)
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beyondtheveil said on Oct 01, 2008....
phoenix- No entrance is a wicked entrance. Welcome to my world. I'll help color your world orange. I have lots of it left over.
queenie- Now is that a neat color, or what?
ginsoul- How did you know I liked Phil Collins? Very colorful clip. I thought the kitten and the child with hair sticking out were really funny.
You don't like red? One of my favorite colors. I've had several cars and trucks that were red. I like red shirts too (have one on now). But I'm with you on blue - nothing can beat blue. Thanks video girl.
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silver_phoenix said on Oct 02, 2008....
beyond- i love orange but you know what color i love more??? :-P -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 02, 2008....
phoenix- Could it possibly be silver? -
silver_phoenix said on Oct 02, 2008....
beyond- haha i love silver but more than orange? i don't think so! i'll give ya a hint...bright, lemony ------ -
beyondtheveil said on Oct 02, 2008....
phoenix- Yellow? -
silver_phoenix said on Oct 03, 2008....
beyond-YELLOW!!! you got it ;-P it's just so awesome. haha
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