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I not really sure if this story is sad or funny.

When I was a little girl, we weren't really "going to church people".

We'd visit on major holidays, like Easter or Christmas, and every summer my mother would send us to summer bible camp.

It was a very relaxing place, deep in the woods.  We held classes in the cabins and there was a beautiful lake to swim in.

For the most part, it was nondenominational and my brother and I had a wonderful time, until one summer we had a different guest speaker.

Usually, a local preacher would give a special, kids related sermon once during the two weeks we attended.  This particular preacher, was from out of town.

He seemed nice enough.  He was  a very dynamic speaker.  His arms flew as he told us we were all God's creatures and we should treat every living creature with kindness.

I'll bet you're thinking, "Hey, Pickers!  What's so bad about that?"

Well, the sermon got around to his belief in reincarnation.  He believed that we could return to life again as anything.....a fish, a bird, a horse,..........or a fly. 

 He went on about that for a while.  "Never kill any living creature, because it could be your Great Grandmother reincarnated!  Take care of every living thing as if it were human!  Now go forth and be kind!  Do unto others, be they human, or reptile, or animal, or insect as you would have them do unto you!"

He probably didn't say those exact words, but that was the whole gist of the sermon.

Then we went home in the heat of the summer. My little brother had left the door open too long and, you guessed it, the flies came....................and it was then that my mother handed me the fly swatter and told me to get busy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



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  • secretlife said on Sep 29, 2008....
    you ever see that pld Vincent Price version of the movie, The Fly?
    lol
    i think it's funny your mom wasn't a sunday church person but she sent you to Bible camp in the summer!!!!
     
  • pickersplock said on Sep 29, 2008....
    I think it was something to get us out of the house.
     
    The Fly! LOL
    Yes, I did, but I don't remember if it was before or after this event!
     
    "Help me!" LOL
  • curmudgeon said on Sep 29, 2008....
    My house is currently abuzz with flies for some reason. Quite frankly, even if it is bad karma, I'm hunting them with the shop vac every chance I get. I can't wait till it gets colder so all these little bastards die off.
     
    Pastors have to be careful about what they tell kids.
  • mobil said on Sep 29, 2008....
    Geez I'd hate to think about how many Grandma's, Uncles and Aunts I've creamed over the years.
     
    Yikes am I going to  hell?
  • pickersplock said on Sep 29, 2008....
    Curm, I don't have a fly problem.  I think it's all the spider that spin their webs outside my door.  Mom never did like spiders!  And I still won't swat flys!
     
    Mobil, I guess according to preacher man you are! LOL
  • Battycat said on Sep 29, 2008....
    I think I'll be going to hell too :-(
  • stopmediabias said on Sep 30, 2008....
    I remember we used to take a beebee gun with no beebee's in it and blast them with the air that came out.  Country fun :>
  • diabolicdame said on Sep 30, 2008....
    Oh well.. if they're getting swatted by your hand it was probably some karma score you had to settle.. don't worry about it!   ;-)
  • queenparanoia said on Sep 30, 2008....
    lol!!!!! wahahahahahaha dont kill youre great great great great grandmother!!!!!!!
  • pickersplock said on Sep 30, 2008....
    Batty, I'm sure according to this guy, a lot of us will be joining you!
     
    SMB, you shot at flies with an unloaded BB gun?  You torturer! LOL
     
    Diabolic, I still don't like to swat flies.  I usually just shoo them out of the house.
    I did accidentaly drown some ants in my sink though.
     
    Queenie, I'd like to think my great great grandmother would come back as something bigger than a fly! :)
  • skald said on Sep 30, 2008....
    I like Dia's comment about the karma score. Well, I have tried to lure flies out of my room by putting on a light in the next room and so on until they are out. I must confess that I don't always do that and I am a fly murderer at times. 
  • tonibell said on Sep 30, 2008....
    I love this story!!!! It made me LAUGH!!!! It's so cute. Childhood is such a wonderment. Flys don't belong in the kitchen. You can't get around that! (but I have to admit; the last few years I've been letting most of the snails live.)
  • tonibell said on Sep 30, 2008....
    You have to see that Vincent Price version of the "Fly". It will have speacial meaning for you!
  • pickersplock said on Sep 30, 2008....
    Skald, don't feel bad.  I murdered a rabbit once with my car............I really did feel awful about that.
     
    Toni, thanks for the compliment.  I'm glad you liked it!
    And yes, I did see that movie! :)
  • skald said on Oct 02, 2008....
    Pickers.  Oh you poor girl I am sure you felt bad. 

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