Ohh my, today I anxiously waited until 2.45pm so I could skip out of work early (didn't take a lunch break so I could leave early) just so I could go to my post office box!
What did I find???
A GOD DAMN BILLY GOAT had left his droppings! weeee he he he he he
A GOD DAMN BILLY GOAT had left his droppings! weeee he he he he he
Uni ~ bless her silly soul sent me a gift of some Get em UP! coffee beans, certified organic! ohh please let me read the side line on the bean bag! (MWA HA HA HA) it says simply:
A brew that is too placid may leave a Billy Flacid!But three willies on a billy,is that too many for a nanny?If not, then your billy should supfrom the cup that keeps him up!So fill his cup or apply as a lotion,then enjoy his three stroke motion!
FUCK !!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard at that.......... a three willy billy goat got me good!
Frankly the aroma is divine and I am tempted to open this bag o' beans... just to try out the three motion notion! te he he hee
Seriously when I told hubby about it he laughed.. he said when he got home that he made him self a lovely brew of coffee (he's not usually a coffee drinker and I have a great brew)
I told him in these words "Well talk about coffee! I've got this for ya!" he looked at the label and said, err where did you get that?
From my friend Uni in Cal-eee-forn-eeeya... His reply!
So she has the same sense of humor huh? ha ha (dryly!) te he he hee he's worried.
How amazing to receive something so err APT! yet more than anything else, how wonderful for a friend who needs to keep their pennies in their pocket to send such a gift to the other side of the world.
I told Uni I'd try and get a photo of me and the coffee but alas not to be tonight... I will endeavour though to update this post with a pic of me and said Three Willied Billy beans! MWA HA HA HA Still cracking me up!
Dearest Uni ~ You lady are one spunky chic!, one hellava women, one magnanimous and generous friend, I am totally and utterly gob smacked by the fact that you lovely girl have taken the time out of your life that aint that cherry blossom to give me a little cherry blossom myself. Back at ya! Thursday I am sending something back to you! (most well thought out and definitely deserved) you're package took exactly 10 normal days so that would be 7 working days to arrive, in seven thats (7) working days check your mail dear you too will have a surprise.
Folks, I may be off line, I may be not, depending if the billy goats the lot, he may give me three, maybe two or one But I think that billy goats motion is lotion to an aussie girls notions!
