Absurdity of the day:
Without going into the reasons why, I will say I was exposed to another self-help book today. This one claims one can find total fulfillment in his/ her life via pelvic exercises, (I know what you're thinking, but amazingly no, this is not a euphemism for sex).
This book utilizes visualization, and a quick glance through it shows that the pelvic exerciser is not expected to do any actual excercise, but merely to visualize things moving about within her pelvic region.
My favorite part is the section on excercising the liver. After giving a detailed walkthrough of how one should go about getting one's liver to move (the exercise is a side to side motion caused entirely by the MIND), the author mentions that it is not unusual for a pelvic practitioner to find her liver rather opposed to moving. Apparently the liver is a bit lazy. BUT, the good news is that the liver is quite fond of music, specifically Salsa and Tango. If one finds her liver unwilling to budge, she can rectify the situation by putting on some music and, for lack of a better phrase, asking her liver to dance.
I'm not making this up.
Utter brilliance, I tell you.
-TTC