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To: Junie
From: Paige
 
Re: Casper the friendly ghost writer
 
Just wanted to touch base with you before my 10 o'clock.
 
Casper is working out better than I expected. 
 
Lord knows he puts up with an excruciating amount of nonsense from our institutionalized friend, who; by the way; will not answer to his/her name any longer.  Preferring instead, to be called brands of high protein snack foods.
 
The snack truck; shall we say; has been turned in yet another direction.
 
Here's a sample of our client's new poetry
 
It's time for medication
for pills of many colores
I make this decication
to my hotty nurse Dolores
Hubba
Hubba
 
Did you spit out your mimosa Junie?
It's awful, isn't it?
But B.B. is thrilled, so we're going to have to tolerate the slop.
At least we have Casper.  So our editing will be minimal.
 
Here's another.
 
The sparks of flame
shot out my face
and lingered in the space
between the ceiling and my face
I thought about the human race 
and came to the conclusion
that all the world's a stage
of an imaginary illusion
I called to him
I called to her
Come get me rotten rancid child
I hate you once
I hate you twice
You freakin dirty pedophiles
 
We'll talk over lunch. 


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  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 23, 2008....
    Where are you Junie?
    Have just received another awful poem.
    I can't even look at it, so I'm passing it on to you!
     
     
    A mysterious scent filled the room
    And brought back childhood memories
    Of days gone by and red balloons
    Revenge against my enemies
    Was it Dolores's sweet perfume
    Hark, I hear a tune
    That's like a foghorn blast at noon
    No it's my room mate Billy
    And the unmistakable smell
    Of last night's mystery chili
  • Expendable said on Sep 23, 2008....
    to: Paige et al.
    from: Ex
     
    People are curious about mental institutions - who knows why? Maybe it's the mystery or the thought of being among insane people - at least, people you know are certifiably insane.
     
    This could make for an interesting couple of chapters!
     
  • RollingC said on Sep 23, 2008....
    To: Paige
    From: Rc

    Those poems you sent me have a certain niche in the literary marketplace.  We may not be looking at an intellectual  masterpiece by any means but it is certainly something that could be used to pay the mundane expenses. 
    Collecting all possible poems would be advisable for a side publication.


  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 23, 2008....
    I don't usually work this late, but I have a dinner date at 9:00!
    I just hated the thought of Ricardo driving me all the way home!
    So I made a hair and nail appointment for 7 and here I am!
     
    Darling Ex, do you really think these could sell?
    Mr C, is there a niche for these.....things?
     
    Hmmm, B.B. loved them too.
    Perhaps you're correct!
    I'll continue to have Casper send me whatever........things our client.....spews.
  • junioreditor said on Sep 23, 2008....
    I see him everywhere
    the naked man
    he is that man
    that woman
    those men and women.
    no! do not let the juniors see
    the naked man
    too late
    too late
    all is lost.
    call the FBI.

    Paige- oh dear!  Which high protein snack food are we calling him today?
    Mr. Peanut head?


  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 24, 2008....
    My word, woman!
    If you're going to advertise at least learn to spell and punctuate.
     
    WE supply all kinds of branded handbags. (Does that mean you put a poker into the fire and brand them like cows?)
    They are high quality and reasonably priced.
     
    WORTH TO HAVE A LOOK?  You've got to be joking!
     
    Try; Have a look!  You'll be glad you did!
  • junioreditor said on Sep 24, 2008....
    Is Ann O' OneOne a friend of our Client's, Paige? The word "reasopnable" looks familiar to me.

    I wonder if Client would be more productive, more lucid, more SANE, if he had a companion, other than the voices in his head, of course.

    Darling, were you able to get away to your favorite winery for the harvest last weekend? Were the Rieslings absolutely fabu? I would love to spend two days tasting wines, if only Diego weren't so committed to his new-found sobriety.  I'll have to settle for him feeding me peeled grapes..poor little me.
    The darling boy wants to join a gym-thingy now, in addition to the 12-step thingy he goes to. He wants a 6 pack! Isn't he the darlingest!
    He thinks we should try out for "Dancing with the Stars", but the costumes are so form fitting. So it's buh-bye
    for a while to the goody basket on Lenore's desk. I'll be stocking the conference room fridge with fresh fruit thingies from now on.

    Hands off my grapes, Darling!




  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 24, 2008....
    Junie!  I have just spoken with Dr. G.  The therapy is going well, but our friend has regressed and is insisting on wearing diapers.
    That does explain the "pee from a boot" thing doesn't it?
     
    He/she still wants to be called Cashew or Pine Nut; today it was Pistachio.
    I hope this passes soon, even the thought of nuts gives me hives!
     
    Dr. G also said that "Pistachio" will now only talk in questions.  Better that, than female genetalia, I say!
     
    My goodness, they'll have to provide Dr. G with therapy before she's through with our nutty diapered friend.
     
    Oh, and I visited Lenore this afternoon, she's doing well, but she's still going through caffeine withdrawal.  We met in the cafeteria and she screamed and jumped out of her skin every time someone put down their tray.
     
     
    By the By, I picked up another packet from Casper;
     
    Fitzgibbons said the way was packed
    with clothes and shirts and ties and socks
    and underwear and moldy books
    and sooty stinking ram rod hams
    I hate you
    I want to kill
    Hey, how ya doing old buddy
    boy it's been ages hasn't it
    nasty curr
    Love you too
  • junioreditor said on Sep 24, 2008....
    I just picked this up off the fax. Remind me not to do that again.
    This is the first one:

    I'm a little teapot
    short and shunned
    Anderson, can you hear me?
    It matters not.

    And this one:

    Mankind advances on my E-Bay store.
    It matters not,
    I drop a prison on them.
    Respectfully.

    I don't know, Paige. I think our Client has gone completely off his macadamia.

  • Expendable said on Sep 24, 2008....
    At least they haven't gone catatonic.
  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 24, 2008....
    Give it time!

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