This is a bad time to say something you should'nt, but it does happen. What would you think those 10 worst thing might be!?
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wormhilda said on Sep 17, 2008....
I thought you would be a bit larger than my last boy friend! -
boytoy said on Sep 17, 2008....
my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a better lay than your mother, or sisters!
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curezilla said on Sep 17, 2008....
Oooooh....that felt sooooo goooooood!
By the way....did I mention I have the CLAP?
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uniquely-ironic said on Sep 17, 2008....
calling out your ex's name -
repeat said on Sep 17, 2008....
That was great, lets do it again. By the way, what was your name ? -
GEORGEBUSHSUCKS said on Sep 17, 2008....
Dad.....after his one last time I'm leave you for John John McCain. -
priceless said on Sep 17, 2008....
I gotta charge you 200 bucks for this honey. -
sony said on Sep 17, 2008....
Don't you love Boy George music when ...........OOOOOPS!
I think the rubber just broke!
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BRITTANY_SPEARS said on Sep 17, 2008....
ahhhhhh.ahhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhh...I want your baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(K-FED is GAY!)
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copsunite said on Sep 17, 2008....
You do that so well!.......but honey I'm gay now! (:0D) -
mixednuts said on Sep 17, 2008....
ALRIGHT,LETS TURN IT UP A NOTCH AND LETS TRY TO BE SERIOUS! ( naw) -
SARAH_PALIN said on Sep 17, 2008....
John,i love you but I'd walk 10 tousand miles barefoot in the snow just to stand in a warm pile of Obama shit! -
maryjanespunk said on Sep 17, 2008....
Which hole are you in? I cant tell.....
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GODwaterwalker said on Sep 17, 2008....
Once in a great while I'll let you get a little ah.........nasty if the cause is good. You may do so at this time. -
chrisevans129 said on Sep 17, 2008....
is that it? -
starchini said on Sep 17, 2008....
That was...different...
Are u in yet?
Finished? Already?
Wow, ur fast!
Are u always this soft?
I think survivor is starting...
FIFTY!!!
u remind me of my dad...
use the FRONT door!!!
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mixednuts said on Sep 17, 2008....
Star was funny! -
hugecock! said on Sep 17, 2008....
I wish all of my bitches could be as tight as you! -
lfbno7 said on Sep 17, 2008....
Can we just stop for a minute, I have a mac and cheese in the microwave. -
Fallyn said on Sep 17, 2008....
iffy..... *FALLING OVER LAUGHING* i love it.
how bout..... "you have breasts like the best strippers"
someone actually told me that....during sex.
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thegayfuckup said on Sep 17, 2008....
ARE YOU IN YET would be one of the worst! -
wombat said on Sep 17, 2008....
What's that smell?You don't really seem to be into it.We're missing the news.Hey! Wake up!(was going to hit anonymous, but whatever....people tell me to loosen up......which by the way is another one maybe.....! -
Hegemone said on Sep 17, 2008....
Are you done yet?
Be quiet, my show just came back on!
Does this normally smell like that?
"Ah oh oooh yessss! Right there......Oh, I didn't realize you were sleeping."
"Uh...where is it?"
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overlord said on Sep 17, 2008....
baby.....U should smell the air down there!<):0{) -
BRITTANY_SPEARS said on Sep 17, 2008....
I found some underwear in your drawer and they're fuckin not mine!
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Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
Oooh aghhh baby! thats so nice but can you PUT IT IN!That isn't my clit....... no that isn't either......**Sneeze** oops sorry, **Fart** you make me feel so good baby! (mwa ha ha ha)If thats hard I'd hate to see limp (saying instead of thinking)Geeze your brothers better at this than you are...His name is Brad - "ohh john john john!" -
mixednuts said on Sep 17, 2008....
You are all very funny! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
Mr Nuts.... now where are yours? -
hotaka said on Sep 17, 2008....
Don't worry. I'm so good at this sex thing I've got it down to under two minutes. We'll only miss the commercials.
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Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
Hotcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats terrible!**just roll me over when your finished**HIM ~ **I can't feel a damn thing** thinking to himself he says out loud **can't they stitch that up** -
Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
Hold on I just had a funny thought.....
I'm having sex with Alien and as he climaxes he says out real loud.
"Fartnockers"
mwa ha ha ha ha
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Fallyn said on Sep 17, 2008....
my god lucy.
i love "that's not my clit....no, that's not it either" :P
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quietone said on Sep 17, 2008....
1. using the ex's name. 2. Oh, that reminds me I have to call my mother in the morning. 3.are you done yet? 4. what did you say your name was? 5. I hope you don't mind I have a little infection going on down there. 6. So now I know you buy your shoes too big. 7. what the hell is that? 8. I guess your wife was right... you don't have any balls. 9. Or anything else either.. 10. Oh, shit, my husband is home.
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one_wired_kitty said on Sep 17, 2008....
1) Can you move your head? My show's on.
2) Hi honey. You're home early.
3) Wow - that was quick.
4) You're SO much better than your mother/sister/father/dog
5) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
6) On second thought - let's turn the lights OFF
7) When is this supposed to feel good?
8) What tampon?
9) How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
10) You'll still vote for me, right?!
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11) That's not now my mother/sister/father/dog does it
12) Keep it down. You'll wake my mother.
13) Is that blood on the headboard???
14) Crumbs? What crumbs? OOO ... that.... that's just a rash.15) I thought YOU had the keys for the handcuffs. -
Fallyn said on Sep 17, 2008....
runescape actually has it......that would be horrible to hear during sex....but i know women that do! ........ -
blondee0718 said on Sep 17, 2008....
- So when does it get hard? It is hard? Damn....
- I think the diarrhea has stopped now, so let's get it on...
- BTW, I forgot to take my pill this morning
- You do that just like my ex
- My brother does it better
- Hello...hello....hello...(echo)
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hotaka said on Sep 17, 2008....
Wow! What a stench. When was the last time you washed that thing?
Now I know why they call them fur burgers. Shit, you're a friggin' delux!
That was great, hon. Now make me a sandwich.
I'm sorry but I can't help but wonder how you would look after a couple of months on Jenny Craig.
This is just not working for me. You just don't excite me enough.
I think I need to watch pornos when we do this.
I hope you're happy after this coz I got things to do.
You liked that, huh? I learned it from a hooker last weekend.
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Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
Hotcakes ~ you're showing a certain knowledge in this area... te he hehe
LOL @ The burger one.
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hotaka said on Sep 17, 2008....
I'm just making these up. These are not based on actual experience, Lucy. Well, mostly... -
Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
Yehh right!1. Is that what you call a penis?2. Man you need a bit of muff maitenance3. Open a window it stinks in here4. My mom called today she wants to have us over for dinner5. **Frrrrppp frp frp frp frp frp frrrppp thhhhssspplllatt** man your a bit loose!6. Is it really suppose to be crusty like that?7. (a kinked penis) wow did you break it? did I break it?8. I should have my period by now9. Can you lift your tits up I can't see where I'm going10. Gerrrooonimo -
hotaka said on Sep 17, 2008....
Don't mind me staring but I have never seen one like that before!
So many folds to choose from. Which one gets me in?
Nope. Nevermind. I just looked down there and I've changed my mind. I'm going home.
I'm trying to get your panties off but they are sticking.
Now how did my penis get a gold ring on it?
Holy crap, lady. I thought it was a tatoo!
You'd look better with the cover of this woman's magazine over your face.
Hey, this is fun. I never thought I'd enjoy sex with someone as old as you.
You call these boobs? I think I'd refer to them as paps 'cause they look like the wolf tits I saw on Discovery Channel.
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Lucytorial said on Sep 17, 2008....
If thats a cock then I'm totally out of here...
Can I pat it? will it bite?
Let me just go get some pegs, I'll find you in a minute..
If you don't come now I'm getting the dog.
Put your clothes back on I'm definitely not going down there
I thought you were a man! sorry
Her: I forgot to mention I've got thrush
Him: Forgot to mention the rubber broke ages ago
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hotaka said on Sep 17, 2008....
These condoms are good for up to ten uses, right? Even if it's with ten different women? Or nine women and one she-male? Eight women, one she-male and a farm animal? -
Lucytorial said on Sep 18, 2008....
BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHotcakes you are one dirty minded individual... wanna have sex? -
anonymous said on Sep 18, 2008....
hurry up im sleepy -
scipio said on Sep 18, 2008....
I think you are too heavy.
Let me go and check - I must have left the gas on.
Are you there as yet or no ?
Did you just fart or what ?
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hotaka said on Sep 18, 2008....
Oh, Lucy. That's a bad one. I guess my reply would be, "I thought we were." -
day2day said on Sep 18, 2008....
go take a shower first
is it in yet?
are you having a nasal problem?
can we add the vibrator?
where the hell is the fresh batteries?
i heard you were supposed to be big
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mommyof2 said on Sep 18, 2008....
30 seconds?! Now that's a record!!!
Damn I'm glad it's a threesome...I want more!!!!!
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RollingC said on Sep 22, 2008....
Let's turn the T. V. on..... -
one_wired_kitty said on Sep 23, 2008....
Oh ... you started?? I'm sorry. -
RollingC said on Sep 24, 2008....
Where is it ? all that hair...I can't find it. ! -
Misty_Eyed said on Oct 01, 2008....
God, I hate my life!
BTW,
one_wired_kitty: I love #10 ("You'll still vote for me, right?!") -
Misty_Eyed said on Oct 02, 2008....
I missed the debate for that?!
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RollingC said on Oct 02, 2008....
You want to FEEL like a woman ?
O K
HERE....IRON THIS SHIRT......!
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wombat said on Oct 02, 2008....
How do you plug this in? Oh I see..........pull hard on the cord and see what happens.... (being funny.....)
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RollingC said on Oct 04, 2008....
Pull quickly several times in short jerky motions and see what happens ! ...heh....
Rc
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phreak said on Oct 08, 2008....
Why am I on the top? -
one_wired_kitty said on Oct 08, 2008....
pull my finger
is it supposed to burn?
that's it?
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