People sometimes amaze me. And yet, in this Big Brother vote, they didn't have much choice. It was a choice between Dan, the Catholic school teacher and football assistant coach who played everyone for a fool and lied his skinny ass off, and Memphis, the empty headed numbskull bartender who coasted through on Dan's coattails without doing a thing. They chose Dan.

Some of Dan's greatest hits.

He swore that if he ever told a lie he would give up his religion. He then proceeded to tell one lie after the next. It got so bad that 75 year old Jerry called him "Judas". I don't see what Judas has to do with it, other than as a symbol of someone to hate intensely, because Judas's sin wasn't lying, was it. It was playing kiss and tell.

He swore to Ollie, swearing on his own girlfriend, that he would allow Ollie to choose who would be nominated for eviction, if Ollie agreed to throw a competition between the two of them. Ollie threw the competition, and then Dan ignored his deal, his swearing and his girlfriend, and evicted Ollie's best friend Michelle, making Ollie look like a damn fool.

He convinced his buddy Memphis that they should evict their dear friend Keesha. He then spent the next few days sweet talking Keesha and telling her that he was trying his best to keep her in the house, if it wasn't for that damn stubborn Memphis determined to get rid of her.

He convinced Memphis to take the blame for Keesha's eviction, and that absolute idiot Memphis went along with it. Duhhhh, okay, blame me. What a fucken idiot.

He lied to the other players about who he took to a reward with him. He took a jury member to a reward island, but told his opponents that he went alone. Then, as Keesha was leaving the house, he whispered in her ear that he had actually taken a jury member. Why did he whisper that to her at the last second? Because he knew she was about to find out anyway, so she should hear it from him. And she didn't take it the correct way, that Dan was simply saving his ass and continuing to deceive the other players. She didn't take it the way an intelligent person would, with a response like Go fuck yourself. She just allowed herself to be swayed and sweet-talked by that cold blooded lying lizard.

Who do you vote for? An absolute liar who made a fool out of everyone? Or an idiot? The jury unanimously chose the liar. That's acceptable behavior. That's "playing the game". That's a good thing. Yes, lie to us, that's the way to play! And yet, the only other option was to vote for a moron.