• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  The Photon:

  Photon, oh photon!  Why fast do you run?

  The place that you end up is where you begun.

  Photon!  You give all your time-space away!

  Now you have nothing to move in, I say.

   

  Photon!  Why quick do you speed through the night?

  Where will you find substance to shine forth your light?

  Forever you travel without any wage.

  Forever existing yet never you age.

  'till as a moment! With ultimate speed!

  Tell me, oh prophet, your wit and your creed.

  Are you a particle?  Are you a wave?

  Do you still vex Einstein in his earthen grave?

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  Sneider the Spider

  A frisky little bug named Snider

  Was a happy-go-lucky spider.

  Perched atop a pile of leaves

  Enjoying the mid-autumn breeze.

   

  Snider started in the mood

  To spin a web to catch some food

  But as the spider sewed to angle

  Flies and fleas in sticky tangle

   

  What should chance upon his sight

  A little puppy dog, in fright.

  “Oh, poor puppy,” Snider thinked

  A tear dropped from his eye.  He blinked.

   

  “Tell me pup, where is your owner?

  A puppy mustn’t be a loner.”

  Puppy yapped and said, “Don’t know!

  My master, little Billy Joe,

  Was giving me my morning walk.

  We went just about a block

  Then I saw a girlie frog

  (She wore a flower ‘top her nog)

   

  I pounced quick upon the critter!

  Almost caught her, nearly bit her!

  She hopped fast, I sprinted toward her

  (She croaked, ‘stop’ but I ignored her)

  Then she leaped and got away.

  I lost myself near you that way.”

   

  “So you did,” the spider jested.

  “I can help you,” he suggested.

  So to find the master Billy.,

  He leapt on doggie willy-nilly.

   

  “Onward” ordered furry spider

  “Onward” yelled the tiny rider.

  From street to street the two friends trotted

  Round the hills that houses dotted

   

  Past each house they ‘xamined slowly

  ‘Long the humble valley lowly.

  ‘till they spied the tiny dwelling

  Doggy recognized by smelling

   

  “It’s my home!” He leapt with jolly

  “Great!” said Snider “Gee, by golly!”

  And there was Billy, in despair

  ‘till he saw his puppy there.

   

  Snider watched the gay uniting

  Dog and boy!  T’was so exciting!

  But now was time for Snider’s dinner

  So he started up his spinner.

   

  Drew a strand of webbing sticky

  From his belly (yes, that’s icky)

  Started weaving sheets of webbing

  Daylight slowly downward ebbing

   

  “Spider friend!” a voice arising

  Pup called out, “I have surprising

  News for you!” He said all yappy,

  “Look a dog house!  We’ll both be happy!”
  
  

  So Dog lived in his house with ease

  While Snider got fat on puppy’s fleas.

  Happy life and long he lives

  He that learns to love and gives.

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  There once was an angel Divine
  Who said, "I think I'll make up some wine."
  Poured water in bottle
  And blessed it full throttle
  It tasted like grape from the vine!.

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  My name is Sally
  I dilly, I dally
  I lollygag just a tad bit
  It drives momma wild
  To have such a child
  Who never goes lickity split!

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  I once met a man with two noses
  He had four and twenty-long toses
  He had three long ears
  But only, he fears
  When he drank in very large doses.

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  I saw someone drinking some ale.
  His face was exceedingly pale.
  I said, "Don't you think
  "You've had 'nuff to drink?"
  He said, "But the quaff's not yet stale!"

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  I met a girl in "Amsterdam"
  "What means its name?" i asked, "ma'am.".
  She showed me a river
  And with a quick shiver
  I saw hampters building a dam.

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  Ten beavers were eating some wood.
  Said one, "It's exceedingly good!"
  Said one, "I've a knot"
  Said one, "I have not."
  And each one ate just what he would.
  
   

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  There once was a nasty old grump
  Who sat on a decaying stump.
  He yelled, "You're all icky!
  In fact, you're quite sticky!"
  Then found it was glued to his RUMP!

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  I went to buy my dog some cheese
  It attracted ten thousand fleas!
  I killed them with honey
  That wasn't funny!
  Now I had ten thousand bees!

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  There once was a fella named Fred

  Who woke up and found he was dead.

  He begged, "I'm all whiny

  I'm nasty and piney

  Won't you take my kitten instead?

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  There were several snakes, I think seven.
  Maybe t'was ten or eleven.
  They bit me, then ate
  And by twist of fate
  I'm in hell, and they went to heaven.

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  There once was a cowboy named Matt
  Who was exceedingly fat
  He jumped on his horse.
  It flat died, of course!
  But lasted longer than his cat.

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 17, 2008....

  Once I ate some spinach

  It make me SPIN and ITCH!

  I went to the spin doc

  Who helped me unwind

  I went to the itch doc

  Who was hard to find

  He gave me some ointment, and 'natch.

  His itch stuff was made from pure SCRATCH

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 18, 2008....

  Jack and Jill Went
  to Capital Hill
  To whine, beg, deal and barter
  They got struck down
  Hospital bound
  "Democracy ain't be what it aughter."

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 18, 2008....

  Georgie Porgy sat on a pie
  Got hisself messy and made his mom cry.
  All the kings horses and all the kings men
  Couldn't get Georgie's pants clean again..

• WriterCarlDobbs said on Sep 21, 2008....

   I once invited a Munchkin
  To eat with me at our lunch-kin
  He stole all my fries
  (They were supersized!)
  So I bloodied his nose with a punch-kin.

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