I don't keep up with politics. I just consider it a pile of horseshit conducted by absolute phonies. Can someone convince me that either McCain or Obama will do Anything good? I see them as two pieces of shit floating at the top of a toilet bowl. What will either of them do that is an improvement? I just see them as more Bush and Clinton and Reagan and Johnson and Carter and whatever crap we've had for so long. Floating shit. There, I've offended damn near everybody. Just sharing, guys. Damn near every president this country has ever had deserves a whipping. Where is the good shepherd of God's or Mother Nature's flock? Where is the good man who is not a selfish son of a bitch, actually looking out for the people on this anthill experiment?

I'm not up to date on their bullshit issues. Is one of them actually on to something? Anything?

Is one of them going to mandate a reasonable cap on credit card interest and set America free of the yoke of usury that is impoverishing so many families? An 8% cap on credit card interest? Which candidate is saying that?

Is one of them going to launch an investigation into prescription drug prices to determine why those fucking mega-companies are having obscene profits every year as they drive our health care premiums and hospital costs ever higher? Is one of them going to take those greedy fucking bastards on?

Is one of them going to end this Clinton/Bush globalization bullshit and restore protective tariffs to America so our workers don't have to compete with poor shnooks earning 4 cents a day plus a little pile of chicken shit? I don't want America to be a Third World country and I don't want Americans to have to compete with paupers who are willing to work 17 hours a day for 15 cents while their wives are getting fucked by their masters, as it is currently around the world in lots of places, like India for one.

Is one of them going to investigate what moves the price of oil up up up? Who makes that decision? Who wakes up in the morning and says hey, raise the price of gas 25 cents now, and tell our buddies at Exxon, Mobil, Shell, Lukoil and the rest to do the same. Who is that fucking guy? And how long do we put up with his ass? Oh, it's fucking raining outside, raise the price a nickel. Hey, there was a hurricane somewhere, like that never happened before, raise the fucking price a quarter.

McCain flipflops on abortion depending on which way he thinks will further his ambition. You know what? I don't give a shit about abortion. It's none of my damn business. I don't care if you kill your kids at age 15 or 20 either. I don't give a shit. I can't imagine how you can resist choking your spoiled rotten kids anyway. Abortion is not my issue. Fuck it. You don't want a kid, leave me the hell out of your decision, I couldn't care less, it's your kid, not mine. Spare me the drama. I don't want to be involved in some stranger's personal life. To me, abortion is not a legitimate issue, it's a smokescreen to get everyone hot and bothered while they screw us financially, per the above issues. I think politics is about money, not about poking into someone's vagina to see what's going on. Mind your own fucking business. You wanna kill your kids, hey, what else is new.

Actually my real position about abortion is that it should be legal up to a certain time in the pregnancy, after which it should be illegal, and I don't care to join the argument about exactly what time that changeover should be, and I don't know. In other words, I think the laws these days seem about right, give or take. The absolute drooling loonies who think that every 15 minute old embryo should be allowed to live really need to take a look at their precious Bible, which doesn't mention the word abortion once because YHWH didn't give a shit about abortion. In the "eye for an eye" section of the Bible, the punishment for causing a woman to lose her fetus was a fucking fine, a fine, got it? Not a life, a fine. No big damn deal. Not even as serious as losing a tooth. YHWH did NOT consider a fetus the same as a living human being, and no death was demanded for someone who caused a miscarriage. Get it. Got it? Good.