A blue brie, or maybe a fetid feta, or bullish buffalo or ummm you could say I'm a bit of a cheddar short of a block, better yet lets call me a masked mascarpone, of STUFFED camembert.... Smelly parmessan, or yet I could be the cats cheshire! maybe a swiss flying astronaught... how about we call me just plain cheezy!
I am so getting into my cheeses at the moment.
((Stoopid post if you got this far then quickly walk away before it gets ludicrous))
I have just eaten the better part of a Brie roll, 100 grms of pure indulgence along with a glass of wine, my favourite Sem Sav Blanc..... no I'm not drunk for gods sakes...
Now I've been on a foodie thing of late, my taste buds are, as a friend just said to me (changing with the seasons) I'm so into sashimi tuna, or a fabulous chilli squid, ohh yum! how about brie stuffed chicken breast with persian rice? (that was last nights dinner)
Tonight! I'm making San Choi Bow can 't wait to have on my tongue all at once sweat, spice, sour and salty... ohhh gotta love food! so if you hear me winging about my weight tell me to come back and read this post!
I also have stashed in the cupboard some 70% cocoa organic dark chocolate... god forbid I eat a tiny little brick because when I start I really do NOT want to stop.
I also found this fabulous jam the other day, dragon fruit jam... oh god! really a little of that on your pork.. heaven on a beast!
Do you want me to stop?? well I can't stop, I've got food and sex on the brain, if I could eat whilst having sex I would right now, then again its a close contest depending on what kind of sex and what kind of food.... messy mascarpone cheese with vanilla pod and a little sugar?? now that I could eat whilst having sex.... or a really really over done Pork Chop.. grrrrrr
I just remembered I have this little jar of pickled limes in the cupboard too... now with a good strong wild curry and a hairy chested man we could have a feast!!!!!! a banquet of our senses! along with a calming raita... always love natural yoghurt with sex.. kind of similar!
(waaaaaaaa hja haa hahah I know stop it stop it stop it)
The of course we have dried fruits... I love stuffing a turkey or a chicken up the bum with appricots, sultanas and sour dough.... then again I can't help but eat garlic like its M & M's... a whole clove (not just a single little nugget in the dish the whole fucking thing please) and if you smell me no I do not stink of garlic... I drink loads of water so nahhh! but then again you wanna lick my arm pit??? go on... just the tiop of your tongue... pretty please??? oh well then don't!
Oh a german sausage with loads of mustard, hot, sweat, whole grain.. oooh what about fresh asparagus.. lightly blanched with eggs and holondaise sauce?? YUMMEEE now thats a sexy dish... sensual and velvety ohh by the way do you shave?? there's no point in us having mutual ciber food sex if your hairy down there so if you like I can spread the mascarpone, grab the old cut throat and lick you clean when we're done???
Or would you rather lock yourself away in my fridge until you burst the sides apart??? I could join you??? no? ohh well then okay, lets go back to slapping the happy bitch!
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