• priceless said on Sep 15, 2008....

  HEY SUGER, NICE GAMS!

• moonshadow1 said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I'm a 29 year old virgin! Can you end this for me for my birthday!?

• newmoney said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Hi!...my name is Stallion. Can I buy you a drink?......... or a new car, or a house!(:0}

• thunderpussy said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Nice bulge! wanna come over and watch a movie?

• boytoy said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Hey toots, my wife is outta town! wanna come by?

• backspace said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Ohoooo

  Me so horney

  Me so loney

  Me  wanna fuck

• mixednuts said on Sep 15, 2008....

  What's yer sign?

• RollingC said on Sep 15, 2008....

  * Imitating Rocky Stallone's voice *
  
  YO..... BAAYBEE...... I GOT YOUR SUGAR RIGHT HERE........RIGHT HERE ! !

• mixednuts said on Sep 15, 2008....

  pretty good ,Rollingc!

• blondee0718 said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I like your jeans.  I'd like 'em better in a pile on my bedroom floor...

• priceless said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I hate pick up lines, but If someone says "do you want to share a cab" I might accept that.

• mixednuts said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Blondee had a good one, or you mighy say " you can leave your pants on my floor anytime"

• mixednuts said on Sep 15, 2008....

  But will you pay me miss Paris?

• curezilla said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Love is a sickness and you are the cure!

• sony said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I'm free for the next 100 years! Want to go on a date?

• kruuyai said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Oh Mamita... you with all those curves, and me without brakes!

• mixednuts said on Sep 15, 2008....

  These are good pick up lines.Which ones should I use?

• hugecock! said on Sep 15, 2008....

  Most jerks would ask you if you want to fuck,but I want to ask you if you wanna make love!

• anonymous said on Sep 15, 2008....

  SOME ADULT CONTENT...SOME ADULT  CONTENT

• moonriver said on Sep 15, 2008....

  hi. i'm a zippyhead. do you have any orifice available?
  
  

• RollingC said on Sep 15, 2008....

  * Here's another one *
  
  HI.....I'M A NUT....DO YOU WANT A SCREW ?
  

• Battycat said on Sep 15, 2008....

  OMG - I can't add anything, but I'm finding these really funny :-D

• wombat said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I used to just "accidentally" bump an arm or rush by really fast as if I was angry, then duck into the restroom of a nightclub.  I would say, "Excuse me!"   When I came out and sat back down, they would ask me to dance!
   
  Once I told a guy (when leaving my journalism class) that I was going to go get some lunch and:  "You can go with me if you want, but you'll have to walk 10 paces behind me."
   
  I turned around on the sidewalk and he was following.  We dated off an on for a year.
   
   

• Psych-ed said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I'm Jesus!

• travelr712 said on Sep 15, 2008....

  hi, my name's (insert name here)

• wombat said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I was married to a guy for almost 15 years that I had said this to: (when he asked me to dance for the first time)
   
  "Well, it's about time I got somebody my own age."
   
  (my sister kicked me under the table)
   
  But I like the direct approach there. Oh, wait, that's what I did, too.
   
   
   

• hotaka said on Sep 15, 2008....

  I like RollingC and Kruuyai's lines best.
  
  This was one I always found amusing:
  
  Do you sleep on your belly?
  No? Do you mind if I do?
  

• Mr.Peabody said on Sep 16, 2008....

  "If I could change the alphabet, I'd put u and i together".

• day2day said on Sep 16, 2008....

  cliche,   "is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you
   just happy to see me?"

• BurnedOut said on Sep 16, 2008....

  You be my dairy queen, I'll be your burger king.  Give me one night, and I WILL do it your way!!

• day2day said on Sep 16, 2008....

  pull my finger

• RollingC said on Sep 16, 2008....

  Hey Day2....that was a Mae West original I think...." is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? "
  
  I love classics....  :^)
  
  
  

• anonymous said on Sep 21, 2008....

  how tall do i have to be to ride your ride

• Mr.Peabody said on Sep 21, 2008....

  I've read them all and so far  I would love to run into Thunderpussy. She's right to the point and she even throws in a movie. 

• Misty_Eyed said on Oct 02, 2008....

  hotaka's line is cute, as in it could actually work (as long as the lineman isn't too creepy about it)
  
  and BTW, Mae West is awesome everyone
  

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