I had the strangest dream last night. It was actually pretty cool and interesting. For me anyway. I have no idea if anyone else will find it interesting, but I'm writing it down anyway. I like to keep a written account of some of my most unusual dreams.
This one was an action/adventure movie. And I knew I was in a movie while it was going on. In fact, my co-stars in this film were Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. We were a trio of brothers who were like Indiana Jones adventurers. And the name of the movie was called The Legend of the Black Rose.
I was the youngest brother and I was the loose cannon. I always seemed to get us into trouble. Like for example we ended up in this huge dark cavern, being chased by bad guys. There was a woman there who I think was Salma Hayek. She was the love interest to Brad's character and she was being held hostage in this place.
We each held a dried rose in our hands and we knew the roses were important. My rose was purple, Matt's was blue, and Brad's was red. We ran to the top of this huge rock inside the cavern and there were three big holes in the ground below us. I got the plan that we were supposed to throw the roses into the holes, and this would do something to free us.
We argued about it because they kept insisting I might be wrong. They weren't sure if we should throw them in. But I went ahead and threw mine in without thinking. And then the ground started rumbling, and they figured they'd throw theirs in too. And I remember I watched as the roses floated down into the holes and disappeared. It made me think of lost love and how tragic it all was to just throw it all away.
But I was snapped out of that thought when the cavern began collapsing around us. I'd done the wrong thing. My brother's were right and I was stupid to do have done what I did. But we grabbed the woman and we all went running out of there. I was just glad that my brother's love was okay and that I didn't get her killed, even if I screwed up our plans.
Then it flashed forward and we were inside a shop that Salma's character owned. It was dark in there and lit by candles, and she was some sort of high priestess or something. She had magic supplies and incense and ancient scrolls and books on the tables. And she was explaining to us about the Legend of the Black Rose.
Our plan in the cave didn't work because we had the wrong color roses. And she explained the entire history of the story to us, but I don't remember what it was anymore. The scene switched again and we were all walking through an old wild west looking town. Lots of people were there and we were walking on a dirt street through town.
Then suddenly everyone started singing and dancing, and I realized this movie was not just action/adventure, but a musical too! This was the part where everyone burst into song and started sharing their innermost feelings. I felt unprepared because I didn't remember the words to the song. So I slipped away from everyone and tried to disappear.
But these people found me and captured me and were going to kill me. They took me to the top of this tree house looking thing and tied a rope around my hands that was attached to the tree. And they threw me off the side off the platform and let me dangle there over a ravine filled with rocks and water and broken trees.
They kept berating me and bringing up every bad thing I've ever done in my life. And they took a knife and started cutting the rope. Little by little. They wanted me to hang there and know I was going to die, while thinking about all the mistakes I had made in my life. Even bringing up things from my childhood.
I kept begging them to stop and let me back up and to stop cutting the rope. But the rope was getting weaker and almost about to break. If I struggled against it, it would just break faster. So I just hung there and prayed the rope wouldn't break.
Then all of a sudden my movie brother Brad, swooped in from another tree like Tarzan and he grabbed me just as the rope broke. He held onto me tightly and we swung from the other tree to a spot low enough to the ground to jump off and not be hurt. We rolled through the dirt and just narrowly missing crashing on the rocks.
And he told me that no matter what I had done or how many mistakes I had made, he would never let anyone else hurt me. Then in typical movie fashion, there was a moment of humor where he said the only one allowed to hurt me was him. And then he shoved me over and said he was getting too old to be swinging from trees saving my ass. But I knew it was lighthearted and he wasn't really mad at me.
Then at the end of dream, the movie was over. I was at a movie theater with my mom and we were looking for seats so we could watch my movie. She was so proud of me for becoming a movie star, but I kept telling her it wasn't that big of a deal. We ended up finding a whole row of empty seats in a great spot. My mom sat down and I went to sit next to her, but some guy stole the seat from me. Literally. He picked the seat up and took it away. And he said he needed it for his wife who was in a wheelchair.
I was just going to move to the seat on the other side of my mom, but suddenly the empty row was totally filled up. The guy who took my seat gave me his wifes wheelchair to sit in. But it was really super small and even if I'm not a very big person, my ass wouldn't fit in it. It was like for a small child. So I somehow got a lounge chair and I set that up so I could lay down and watch the movie. And now we were outside like at a drive in theater, under the stars. My mom had a lounge chair too. And sunglasses. And we had drinks in our hands and we were laughing because no one else was enjoying the movie in such style.
I felt good about myself at that moment because I'd taken a shitty situation and turned it into something much better for ourselves. And then I woke up before the movie started playing.
I've got some really good ideas about what this dream meant, but I'd love to hear what anyone else has to say too.



