You can weigh in on this. I'm just taking guesses here and I could use some help.

First off, I think Dan is a Three. He certainly is a lying fucking weasel who is always looking at himself in the mirror, so he fits Pat O'Leary's description of a Three. He is emotionally aloof, which fits too. He has a cold blooded quality to him. Let's put it differently. He's extremely cold blooded, like a lizard. He lies to your face and then puts on his basset hound look. No, he's not a Four, though he does put on his basset hound look. He's a phony. Three all over. Phony conniving success-oriented lying weasel. Three.

Keesha, the darling of the house, seems like a Two to me. She's so outgoing and friendly and sexual. She had the size of her boobs increased to simulate Dolly Parton, the poster child of Two. You just want to grab her head and hug it, and stare at her titties, and kiss her, and God knows what else, you pervert. So she's probably a Two. Also, she's stupid as shit, which goes right along with Two.

Memphis seems like a Nine to me. He's easygoing to a fault and is the consistency of mush. He just glommed on to Dan and allowed Dan to use him, put him in jeopardy twice, and carry him to the final two. I think he has a better than even chance to win this game.

Renny is a Leo. I realize I'm mixing systems here, from enneagram to astrology, and I also realize that I read her birthday and know for a fact that she's a Leo, which is cheating, but that smile of hers, that smile that she flashes, looking like the sun coming out suddenly from behind a cloud, is strictly Leo. Nobody on earth but a Leo is allowed to do that smile. It's like "Hey, I'm on stage, you may applaud now, here is my brilliant, warm, explosive, genuine, furry lil smile", the Leo woman smile.

As for her enneagram type, let me figure it out as I go, and you'll see how I work. She can't be a One because she has no principles and is stupid as a tree frog. She's possibly a Two because she's irrational and stupid and sexy and friendly and outgoing. She can't be a Three because Threes have a lot more poise and sneakiness than her. She isn't a Four because there is no snob or "artiste" in her. There is no possible way she could be a Five. In fact she is the Anti-Five the way Hitler was the Anti-Christ. Because she is dumb as a wall, utterly irrational, no brain cells alive. She is not a Six, definitely, because she breaks the rules and isn't a nose to the grindstone type. She can most definitely be a Seven, nothing to disqualify her from that. No way can she be an Eight because she isn't forceful enough, no chance at all. She could conceivably be a Nine, that's a possibility. So I'm left with Two, Seven and Nine, and I can't decide now. Help me.

Ollie is a Nine. He's a big mush who does anything his girlfriend wants him to. He doesn't confront anyone.

Okay I give up. Your turn.