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My Dear Sun,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, she will come up again.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.
Your Uncle fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned, as they couldn't get the gate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
P.S. - I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.


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  • LisaAnnfrm760 said on Aug 18, 2006....
    Is this something you just made up or is this really how your mom is, or someone you know, kinda sounds sad, how could any mother act like that... Doesnt matter if your childrent turn 18 or 25 they will forever be your babies, that is just sad
  • whisper said on Aug 18, 2006....
    lol ....... no my dear its made up. try to take fun out of it and dont be sad.
  • ayinkurie said on Aug 23, 2006....
    Wow Lisa, be cool. It suppose to be a joke. How could you sent a letter if you've seal the envelope. Meaning that, she didn't even sent the letter at all. Cause she still writing about sending money and envelope is sealed.


    Whisper,
    Heard it once but forgotten. Anyway, Its a nice joke.
  • whisper said on Aug 25, 2006....
    thanx ayinkurie for the clarification and your nice comment.

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