Everybody thinks I'm a pig already. Might as well go with it. Beside pigs are borderline brilliant as animals go and on testing consistently out perform dogs and on occasion rival chimps. They can find food that's buried oh and I'm probably the single most delicious animal ever to evolve. In fact one of my survival traits is that I learned that humans will help me survive as long as I'm yummy!
What it's true, pigs are one of the most numerous animals on earth, they get medical and dental (a rarity in the animal kingdom) now if only they could have struck the deal that horses got. We'll carry shit and you'll take care of us. Or better yet the deal that cats (obviously the lawyers of the animal world) got. I'll occasionaly kill a rat or something and you'll feed, and worship me.
I am dirty and perverted, and often chauvanistic (according to my mother I'm proof that chauvanism is genetic not learned.) What's the point in lying?
Pig. It's much more intelligent. It does lack an unfairly bad reputation, and is in danger of becoming someone's breakfast. However, if I were a potbelly pig I would live a pretty cushy life.
The only human being on the planet that can eject a huge turd, yet somehow dupe the media into thinking it's a golden egg that smells like roses....read entire post8 comments