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Overheard

PaigeLe'Editor posted on Sep 09, 2008 | views: 163 | Tags: intrigue, Putnam Cadillac Hummer
I don't want to hear the disgusting details, Walter!  The whole things sounds just.......unsanitary!
...........No, I'm not jealous!  Are you out of your mind?
You've been back at work a mere day!
A mere day, Walter, and you've managed to run off with the the wife of our employer!.....
..............He has a large gorilla named Rocco working for him, Walter!
Rocco has a permit to carry a concealed weapon!
 
I fired you! What do you think B.B. will tell Rocco to do, when he finds out?...
..........NO!  I am not going to get in the middle of this!  Just have her back here before 6:00!
Junie and I will keep him busy!  Just get back here!..........I don't care what Bambi has her chips on!  Get BACK HERE PRONTO!
 
Slam!
 
Sigh....
 
Shuffle, shuffle.......
 
The strains of Bach Violin Concerto in A minor......
 
Hello, Darling!............You mustn't call me so often at work! (giggle)......Yes, I found it on my desk this morning, but I simply can't accept it!  It's much too extravagant!.................Oh no, Darling!  I adored it, but it's too much!...............Well, alright.  If you can't return it...........Mmmm, it was wonderful wasn't it?...............Thursday?  No, I'm all booked up with that Dan/Don fellow from Harper's........................No, it's nothing like that!  He wants me to edit his new piece.  Well, actually, he's trying to entice me away from B.B. with promises of a private Soho office............that, and he keeps pestering me for intel on Junie!
Between you and I, I think he's got the hots for her!  Please don't share that with Manolo or Mr. Mouche!  This office is much too Peyton Place as it is!..........................Friday?
"Course I can, Darling!..........Hold on dear.........................
 
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  • Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
    Junji what ever do you think that means? Intel on Juni? my god! this is simply awful, someones head hunting Paige!
     
    Right give me a mo!
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
    To: Mr Roling,
    CC: Mr Ex
    Re: URGENT MEETING
     
    Call to action folks, we need you in conference room 1 in exactly half an hour.  We have a slight situation, no small fire to put out post haste.
     
    Thinking caps on, black books in hand please and don't even think of leaving until we have resolved a plan of action.
     
    Mrs L Torial
  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 09, 2008....
    Darling, keep your voice down! 
    That was me you overheard!
    Sssh!  Dan/Don is head over heels for Junie, but that's very hush hush right now!
    So SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
    Well why aren't we setting up a damn liaison with the two then vamooshing to the bar next door? why so quiet geesh! its my headache I swear I'm totally befuddled.
  • pickersplock said on Sep 09, 2008....
    I think the more interesting question here is, who is Paige liasoning with?
  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 09, 2008....
    Hm, yes, well.......YES, let's head over to that fabulous Tapas bar around the corner!
    I'll get my coat!
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
    To: P Splok
    CC: Paige
    From: L Torial
    Re: Dangerous Liaisons
     
    Dan/Don has been smooshing for quite some time, it would seem that the so called meetings being set up every week are NOT! about editing at all.
     
    Paige ~ Please can you explain this mess to me when we get there.
  • Expendable said on Sep 09, 2008....
    To: L Torial
    From: Ex
     
    Re: Urgent Meeting
     
    Could I have some idea of what I'm coming into? I can't help it if the client's indulging in his persecution complex.
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
    Mr Ex,
     
    I am concerned mostly about BB coming back with no fancy nickers, Walter is playing a dangerous game and now it would seem that Don/Dan has a hand in this as well.

    What can I say, someones trying to get our contracts cancelled.
  • Expendable said on Sep 09, 2008....
    L,
     
    Be right over.
     
    Ex.
  • travelr712 said on Sep 09, 2008....
    i wish i could relate to a life like yours.... or do i?
  • junioreditor said on Sep 09, 2008....
    I feel pretty
    o so pretty
    I feel pretty
    and witty
    and......

    Paige! My gracious, Darling, what's the what? Who's headhunting you?? Ohhhhh, Harper's.  Hmm, well. Of course, you must do what's best for you, Dear, but poor BB....
    Oh, I know he has Bambi, but only because he thinks you'll always be here for him, Sweetie!  My goodness, you're his soulmate, you're Celine to his Rene', June to his Johnny,  BooBoo to his Yogi!

    But, Darling...now, you and I have been bffs forever, non? Well,  buzz around the Kona Nigari cooler has you flying hither and yon with a different man every weekend. You can tell me, Dear. Is it that dishy neighbor of yours in 712, Travis Whats-his-name?
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
    Juni ~ You saucy minx you!
     
    I do believe Paige is trying on some kind of subterfuge here, may be a false alarm however I'm still keeping my odds on.
  • aviraj said on Sep 10, 2008....
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  • aviraj said on Sep 10, 2008....
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  • Lucytorial said on Sep 10, 2008....

    God damn sales reps.  Can someone please escort this, this, this abomination out of the office immediately.

     

    Security?

     

    Security?

  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Sep 10, 2008....
    What on earth do Cadillacs have to do with drug addiction in Oregon?
     
    Phillipe?  Will you escort the riff raff out?
     
    Thanks awfully, Darling!
     
     
    Now, don't fret everyone, I'm not leaving!  I have too much on my plate right now, to be flitting around NYC!
     
    Junie, I was a bit Paris Hilton for the last few months, but I've found a certain special someone recently!  He doesn't live in my building, but he does work here at B. B.!  Mmm...............is that my cell?
    Drat, I'd better take this!
  • travelr712 said on Sep 10, 2008....
    why don't i ever run into any women when they're in their paris hilton stage?
  • junioreditor said on Sep 10, 2008....
    All sales reps must make appointments with the purchasing department. They do not see cold walk-ins. Tell the reps to leave their cards and literature, and someone will get back to them. Under no circumstance are they to wait for a meeting without an appointment.
    Paige, Lucy, have you met Mr. Travelr? He's come to us from S & S to take over corporate travel now that Gianluca has retired.
    Mr. Travelr, dear, we'll be happy to introduce to you little Paris the next time she drops in. BB is her godfather, you know. He and Kathy were an item before BB met darling Gloria.
    I'm leaving early today, Lucy. I'm stopping at Client's place to feed his fish for him while he's out of town. Ugh! What I don't do for this company.
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 10, 2008....
    Juni I hear you, I do but I'm not sure you should be leaving just yet.  Walter dear remember walter??
     
    Oh and yes I've aquainted myself with Mr Travlr, I've asked for him to start scheduling yours and Paiges flights to Paris, Amsterdam and NYC, don't forget the conference rounds we are having later in the month.  I've organised everything but it all depends on Walter and Paige now.
  • travelr712 said on Sep 10, 2008....
    oh ya juni, lucy and i go waaaaaay back. paige and i met just recently. so, since i'm in charge of corporate travel, when do i get the keys to the company jet? :-D
     
    you know lucy, william shatner really is on the other end of the phone!
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 10, 2008....

    I know I know, I'm pressed for time, his halting way of communicating really gets on my nerves.  Tell him to wait on hold for a while longer.

    Company jet? damn I just put the purchase order in for Paige's helicopter, can you use a joy stick Mr Travlr? if not then get down to purchasing straight away and hold that order off until you can research the est jet to buy right now.

  • travelr712 said on Sep 10, 2008....
    i guess i don't hear it lucy, i grew up wanting to be him... well, ok, i grew up wanting to be captain kirk.
     
    i just want the keys so i can put the jet up on ebay. palin tells me it's all the rage right now.
  • Lucytorial said on Sep 10, 2008....
    I don't know about those kinds of things I'm far too busy here working my backside off for Juni, Paige and BB.
     
    I can't believe I just dropped a B, id you see that? I dropped a letter and didn't realise it, thats how busy I am.

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