This is from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date a woman ever had.
She said it was mid-winter, snowing and quite cold, and the guy had taken her skiing outside Salt Lake City . It was a day trip, they were strangers after all, and the outing had been rather uneventful until heading home that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that last latte. They were about an hour away from a restroom and her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him he had better stop and let her go beside the road or it would be in the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly got beside the car, yanked her pants down and started peeing.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. All she could think of was the relief until she became aware of another sensation - as she bent to pull up her pants, she discovered her butt was glued to the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues sticking to poles came to mind.
Horrified by her plight, yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'whats taking so long' with a reply that she was freezing her butt off and needed assistance. He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with a sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes he burst out laughing.
She too got the giggles and when they composed themselves they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they faced a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks. And both also realized there was only one way to set her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date unzipped his pants and proceeded to pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, Leno said 'this gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off'.
What became of the couple? He was her husband and sitting next to her.
beyondtheveil posted on Sep 09, 2008
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gingersoul said on Sep 09, 2008....
BeyBey.......that one was a couple clearly made in Heaven.....lol... -
uniquely-ironic said on Sep 09, 2008....
OMG!!! That's hesterical! I'd say that was a make it or break it kind of date. -
blondee0718 said on Sep 09, 2008....
bahahahahaha....Hilarious! -
beyondtheveil said on Sep 09, 2008....
ginsoul- They'd have to be, meeting like that. On a first date, no less.
unique- ..make it or break it.. I should say that's definitely so..
Welcome blondee. My happiness to make you smile.
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FutureGoddess said on Sep 09, 2008....
Well, the choice was either marriage or leaving the country to avoid ever seeing that person again.... -
Twylarants said on Sep 09, 2008....
Hysterical! Quick thinking, too. -
Lucytorial said on Sep 09, 2008....
Thats such a fabulous story! funny. One moment tied together for a lifetime of laughter... "err so how did you two meet?" te he he -
travelr712 said on Sep 09, 2008....
well, after that, you gotta marry the guy, just to keep him from telling everybody what happened, right? OMG THAT WAS HILLARIOUS! -
Hegemone said on Sep 09, 2008....
OMG that's just too funny. And yeah, lol, what a story to tell the kids and grandkids...Yeah when I met your dad/granddad he peed on me to get me off of his fender. LMAO -
silver_phoenix said on Sep 09, 2008....
holy shit this is hilarious! and gross. at least he got to be her hero! :-D -
wishyouwerehere said on Sep 09, 2008....
Oh that is very funny! It's a pisser, you might say! -
beyondtheveil said on Sep 09, 2008....
future- Now that's a thought, probably true too.
twyla- Wasn't it though. I'd have felt funny peeing on my date.
lucy- Wonder how many times they have told the story.
trav- Hey, I laughed 'till I almost peed.
hegemone- Tell the grandkids? I'd leave that to her.
phoenix- A hero? A pissing hero? There's a first.
wish- You might say that. What else, huh?
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RollingC said on Sep 09, 2008....
Hysterical.....this is what memories that last a lifetime are made of..... (LOL)Rc -
beyondtheveil said on Sep 10, 2008....
rolling- This one's good for two lifetimes. -
travelr712 said on Sep 10, 2008....
why, was there somebody frozen to your bumper beyond? :-P -
sammies_place said on Sep 11, 2008....
I love it! Thank You for the GREAT laugh! -
beyondtheveil said on Sep 11, 2008....
trav- How did you know?
sammie- Your welcome.
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starchini said on Sep 12, 2008....
: > hehehehe...thats so cute! -
queenparanoia said on Sep 13, 2008....
lol... that was very funny!!!! and they are married now!!!! what a story to tell your grandkids!!! ;-) -
beyondtheveil said on Sep 13, 2008....
star- It is. Just so it happened to someone else.
queenie- I think I'd be looking for other stories. At least until they're older.
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travelr712 said on Sep 13, 2008....
i've got spies EVERYWHERE beyond :-P
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