I was browsing through a webpage when I saw this joke.

"Honest Judge"

Judge: Before we begin trial, I have an announcement to make the defense

lawyer has paid me 150,000 pesos to swing the case his favor, and the

lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me 100,000 pesos to swing d case his

way. In order to make this a fair trial, I am goingto return the 50,000

pesos to the defense attourney. Ok, Let's proceed!

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You know what, this is what our generation is now. Full of crime and red tape, bribery and other unprofessional moves just to get ahead of the other.. Sad...