I got super hammered at the bar with my girlfriends last night. We had a spectacular time. Unfortunatly Melissa missed work today bc she was so sick. I forgot my purse in Wendy'd car and we lost Erika. The bartender became part of our "posse" lol, her name is Robyn and she used to date Melissa's current boyfriend. We each took many many shots. I was shooting Patron like it was water.
Apple Cider shots were going down like candy.
I hustled 3 guys in pool. : ) My winnings paid my bar tab : )
Men are so silly assuming women cant shoot pool, each guy was blown the fuck away by my moves. And i still won with Patron leaking from my ears : >
I was very proud.
After 11pm everything got foggy and i got stupid drunk, ah well it was a good time.
I dont remember this but Phil tells me that I asked him to Marry me last night.
Can u believe that? Jeepers...
I asked what his answer was...
He said "Not tonight baby"
I guess it was pretty hilarious.
I also attempted to rape him, but u cant rape the willing...lol...
I learned this second hand today over lunch, i hardly remember any of this...
Phil says that i climbed on top and said "Ok LoOOoOoover, ur gonna get it"
and straddled him, about 5 thrusts in i guess i stopped and said "omg baby, one more thrust and im gonna puke all over"
he joked that he thought that was very sexy of me...
He compared me to Marla in the movie fight club because after i said that i was gonna climb off but i went the wrong direction and fell off of the bed.
Phil says he was concerned bc i fell hard..
I guess i popped right back up though : ) and climbed into bed.
Phil got a good laugh out of it all...
I felt great this morning. Im one of the lucky few that do not get hangovers.
hehe...
: )
