Lord,
We need to talk. I know you're trying to teach me to be a better more tolerant person, but I think you've over estimated my abilities. Today is especially tough. You see, as good natured and tolerant as I am, I'm going to have to choke the living shit out of my coworker. I hope you will forgive me.
I only wanted to do my job, present my company in as good a light as possible, try to make this coworker and my boss look good. I was thinking of the best way to do this and I really didn't need his snotty mocking comments. I even tried to laugh it off. Really I did. Tried to stay neutral when he wouldn't stop. Was it neccesary for him to do that in front of others?
I was already frustrated by many other things. I didn't have the rope to give him. I hope you won't take it personal when I don't ask "what would Jesus do?". I'm more inclined to ask "what would Gabriel do?" since he solves his issue more like I do.
So, when I triangle choke him out so that I don't have to deal with him for a few hours I want you do know that I've done the best I can today. We can talk about it more tomorrow when I have the day off. I think it's your day off too, so maybe we can talk over margaritas.
What do you think God? Sound like a plan?
Your child.
Uni
