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Why fire engines are red?

They have four wheels and eight men
four plus eight equal twelve
twelve inches makes a ruler
a ruler is queen elizabeth
queen elizabeth is a ship that sailed the seven seas
the seven seas have fish
the fish have fins
the finns hate the russians
the russians are red
fire engines are always rushin'
so they are red.

I lied. That's not why they're red.

What happened to all the SCer's?

Will they be back this winter?

We need new people.

If we don't get them,

I might write more posts like this.

If you (red) this, you're bored too.


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  • quietone said on Sep 05, 2008....
    hahaha........ you are too funny there beyond!  Hey, I came back!!!  And then I wrote a boring post about a flying spider!  what can I say!  LOL
  • botoni said on Sep 05, 2008....

    More!  Gimme more!  You're obviously a budding Ogden Nash.

  • MissMimi said on Sep 05, 2008....

    I'm here, beyond!  What more could you ask for?  :D

    Botty I love Ogden Nash!

    I eat my peas with honey.

    I've done it all my life.

    It makes the peas taste funny.

    But it keeps them on my knife!

  • uniquely-ironic said on Sep 05, 2008....
    LOL how do you come up with this stuff?  If I keep people away will you write more like this?!!
  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 05, 2008....
    quiet- I saw that post. Commented too. I liked it.

    bot- I'm a budding thief. I stole it.

    mimi- If you left, SC would crash. We couldn't go on without you.

    unique- Sheesh. Where did I hear that? Maybe school.
  • MissMimi said on Sep 05, 2008....

    beyond, LOL  are you implying that I'm here a lot?  :D  Or maybe I am one of the two actual bloggers here?  You know -- the ones who are supposed to be talking to each other under all the screen names.

  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 05, 2008....
    mimi- Honestly, I don't know how they do it. It takes my entire soul, sweat, and blood just to keep up with beyond. And he gets lazy sometimes. 
  • Battycat said on Sep 05, 2008....
    :-) silly
  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 05, 2008....
    batty- Sorry, its that kind of day. 
  • gingersoul said on Sep 05, 2008....
    BeyBey......not that kind of day? I am sorry....Are you ok? Or simply bored?
     
    Say what....promise to post a song for you here.....but later......when i go home.
     
    I am done with my work day!!!
     
    yeppeeeee......:-) 
  • woman said on Sep 05, 2008....
    It's Friday and everything is brilliant. Even your silliness!! I'm delighted to have "red" this!
  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 05, 2008....
    ginsoul- I've just been out of sorts for a while lately. A bit bored too. I'll be watching for that song tonight.

    woman- Ha ha, you're funny. I'm glad you 'red' it too.
  • silver_phoenix said on Sep 06, 2008....
    what am i ?? chopped liver???? ;-D
  • silver_phoenix said on Sep 06, 2008....
    do i need to start telling you SPECIFIC and DETAILED stories??? haha
  • scipio said on Sep 06, 2008....

    My boredoom question ....

    Three ants were walking in a straight line .

    The one in front says - there are two ants behind me.

    The one at the back says  - there are two ants in front of me.

    The middle one says - there are two ants in front of me.

    How is it possible - when there  are only 3 ants and mind you they are all walking in a straight line ??

    I will give the answer afterwards - but mind you it is a prettty dumb one.

    Go ahead - give it a try . In all good fun.

  • hotaka said on Sep 06, 2008....

    No one has tagged this with fire engines yet so I did. I am not bored. I am eating dinner and passing the time while my hands are busy shoving food in my mouth. Now I am typing because I am chewing. I am chewing so my mouth is full but I am talking. Is it rude? Not in cyberspace.

    I don't mind fewer people. I get more posts on the featured page when SC is quiet. Normally six comments wouldn't do it but now...

  • queenparanoia said on Sep 06, 2008....

    well i dont blog much cuz my creativity is being diminish because of work... it's hard being an adult now.... lol... but oh well... ;-)

  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 06, 2008....
    phoenix- I could handle a detailed story - if its juicy.

    hot- I have no manners in front of a screen either. Good thing no one can see us, huh?

    queenie- Difficult transition. Took me many years. Some say I didn't make it.

    scipio- I saved you for last to answer your riddle..........................................................
    nope, I get nowhere.............
    Wait...he got into my Crown Royal & is seeing double??
  • Fallyn said on Sep 06, 2008....
    it was cute....and i'm bored.
  • beyondtheveil said on Sep 06, 2008....
    fallyn- Yesterday was veeeery boring for me, as you can tell. 
  • Fallyn said on Sep 06, 2008....
    i can tell. :P
    i wish my yesterday was more boring.
  • skald said on Sep 06, 2008....
    hahah  Good word play
  • gingersoul said on Sep 06, 2008....
    BeyBey.......i didn't forget my promise...Your video is here in my new post....:-)
  • scipio said on Sep 07, 2008....
    BTE,
    Your answer is quite close - but will tell you later.

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