I have no argument. I offer no facts to support my assertions. Instead, I simply offer you mindless, ad-hominem drivel. By doing so, I use the republicunts best debate tactics against them. Are you seated comfortably? Then we'll begin...
John McCain is a complete and utter twat. He eats from dumpsters, and can be routinely found licking the hairless vaginas of pre-pubescent schoolgirls. His feet are actually elaborate prosthetics developed by the FBI to cover his cloven hooves. His every breath is a lie - a lie that sets fire to a small village in Darfur. And not a different village every time. That would be too simple. He holds his breath until the dazed villagers have just managed to scrape their meager possessions out of the ashes, bellies bulging with famine, and then sets the same exact village on fire again. This has been happening since the middle of the 15th century. Mr. McCain has written an autobiography wherein he goes on at great length (and in very small words) about his morning routine, which apparently involves choking puppies with his desiccated, zombiesque penis while giving a rimjob to a life-sized effigy of Lucifer which his personal staff works diligently all night to fill with actual human feces in order to render the swollen, red anus more lifelike. As a member of the Ku Klux Klan Ladies Auxiliary, he has taken an oath pledging that he will use all his political influence to undermine the strong force that binds the atomic nucleus, destroying all matter in the universe, and hence preventing a Democratic takeover of the U. S. Congress. And he smells.
Sarah Palin is an incomplete twat. Her failure to raise a virgin renders her unlikely to please her aged, male overlords since they will be denied their human sacrifice, making it unlikely that their use of the occult will be able to keep them in power. Her breasts are patently false, the real ones having long ago been gnawed off by the herds of grazing elk which provide her only means of sexual gratification. Now titless, her only means of masturbatory stimulation seems to consist of repeated, failed attempts to engulf entire churches with her enormous, prehensile labia. The species of fish that was once used to improve the scent of her groin has naturally been hunted to extinction. Oddly, this is not from grotesque overuse of the cuntpaste produced therefrom. Rather the extinction was a concerted effort by congressional Democrats to destroy the species, effectively rendering Palin's attempts to stealthily stalk Capitol Hill by night in search of human victims impossible by virtue of the warning afforded by the pungent stench which is the natural result of her incessant fornication with devils. Ms. Palin can now be purchased very inexpensively at Wal-Mart Supercenters nationwide.
