The summer is upon us and we all have the desire to cool down on a hot day, but do yourselves a favor and stay away from the public pools. 

I'm serious.  

Why, you ask? 

Because it's filled with chlorinated pee water and floating band aids, incontinent old people and perverts sitting on the water jets, and sticking their peepees in the drain.  Not to mention the fact that it's eye candy heaven for Chester the Molester, swimming around wearing their goggles getting an eyeful. 

If you need to take a swim, find a natural body of water.  Take a dip in a stream, or a lake nearby.  Fish poop and industrial waste beats pervy gazes in chlorinated pee water any day of the week. 

This has been a GrapeKoolaid PSA.  Hope you all have a nice, happy and safe summer. 

Thanks for stopping in,

Grape.