Late Thursday night there were two people evicted, first Michelle, then Ollie. That left five. They are Dan, Memphis, Jerry, Keesha and Renny.

Dan is the skinny schemer, the football coach, mid 20s, the brains of the outfit, the one leading everyone else by the nose, the leader of the house. He has his ally Memphis, who stuck by him even though Dan named him as a possible evictee. He is an utter phony, a self admitted phony. He makes promises and then blames others for believing them. He swears on his religion, then lies, and yet still claims to be religious. He constantly lies to people's faces. He's a good player, in other words. He gets the concept of this show. He's a cagy and analytical Virgo.

Memphis is in a Final Two alliance with Dan, so he has to be considered in a very strong position as long as Dan remains in the game. He has a colorless personality. He has classic good looks, I suppose, that the girls would go for, but I think he looks awful, his mouth too small, his head like a bullet, and he is way too clean cut and needs some facial hair. His real name is Bob, so he must be an Elvis fan or something to have given the name Memphis. I really wish he'd go home already because he bores the shit out of me. Shit just falls to the floor when he's on camera. He has no relationship with anyone, except his business partnership with Dan. He's a Sagittarius.

Keesha is Goofy Duck to me. She has a goofy laugh, and her face, when animated, most definitely belongs in the duck family. When not animated, her face is stunning, Playboy centerfold material. She's a Hooters waitress, with phony boobs I guess, and big ones at that. She's the eye candy of the show. Just turn on the show and watch Keesha's boobies. Since she's not in the room with you, you can safely stare. She has a lot of spirit, and she sure was cursing a blue streak at April a few weeks ago. Her voice is high and squeaky. She sweetens up to everyone in the house but she does what Dan tells her to do. She's a Leo.

Renny is a beautiful 54 year old. Hard to believe, unless she's looking tired. She had to be gorgeous 20 or 30 years ago because she can still look gorgeous at times now. She's flaky. She's very high spirited and also whacky. She's hysterical when she's mimicking other people, doing their gestures and movements. It is frustrating to see the females of these shows, whether Big Brother or Survivor, always taking orders from males. Watching these shows, I definitely get the impression that women are hard wired to obey men and look to them for leadership. Why do they always obey men? Why are Keesha and Renny looking to Dan for leadership? Renny constantly votes out people she likes, and does it because "they" (the men) want her to. She's another Leo. She flashes that Leo smile at a second's notice. You will see it every single show. It's a stunner, comes suddenly from nowhere, a real "on stage" smile full of warmth.

Jerry is the 75 year old man, ex Marine. He's very proud of the Marine angle but he actually spent most of his life as a salesman of some kind, not in the military. Always with the Marine hats, always advertising Marine Marine Marine. When he betrayed his friendship with Brian he took off his Marine gear, as if to say you can betray your friends if you take off the Marine hat. What hypocrisy. That's the word for it. Well, he's kind of stupid, what can you say? He thinks if you take off your Marine hat it's ok to betray, and then you can put your Marine hat back on tomorrow and everything's back to being Semper Fi hero. Always faithful as long as that hat is on your head. Not so faithful when it's not. A more honest reaction would have been to keep the Marine gear on, and just say that your friend gotta go for such and such reasons. You can't escape from you. Jerry's a Pisces.

As the house stands now, there's a rock solid two person alliance between cagy Dan and wooden Memphis, as long as Dan wants there to be. He's one of these guys who is much more likely to bond with another guy than to bond with a girl. It's as simple as that. It's a male bonding thing. The girls never had a chance with him. If I was in that house instead of Memphis, he'd have bonded with me before the girls. You just gotta have that Y chromosome.

I was watching the late night live broadcast on Showtime last night. Keesha and Renny were drinking wine. Big Brother announced that there would be a veto competition in a few hours. They kept on drinking wine, getting tipsy for the important competition. First things first. Then they started getting silly. Renny kept kissing Keesha. They both got teary, talking about how they love each other. Renny also told Dan to apologize to her for something or other, and when he finally sort of did, she kissed and hugged him too. Renny gets very affectionate when she's drunk. Drunk Keesha had a red face and started crying that she missed her dog. Drunk Renny told Keesha to have a baby and then see what love really is.

Since they were having a veto competition, that means that they already had a head of household competition and two people were already nominated for eviction. Which two? They weren't telling. I started wondering if they are under orders to keep that secret during the late night Showtime broadcasts. But I pieced it together eventually. It turns out that Jerry won a head of household competition which will be aired this weekend, and that he nominated Dan and Keesha for eviction. He should have named Dan and Memphis, to break up the strongest alliance in the house. And then he should have forged an understanding with both Renny and Keesha about what they would do if Dan or Memphis won the veto. Jerry seems to have played his head of household strategy foolishly. He's in the worst position anyway because nobody in the house has any ties to him, and they would all want him to go home. Nobody is taking him to the final two unless they judge that they could beat him in a popularity contest. He's been nominated for eviction a lot.

The one person I'd most want out is Dan. Next, Memphis. Don't like either of them. Then Jerry. Between the three of them, not one decent breast. I'd want Renny and Goofy Duck to be the final two. They would both spend the $500,000 first prize foolishly because they are a pair of gooses. Stupid Goofy Duck would spend it on diamonds and cars. Renny is such a flake, who knows what she'd spend it on.

If I had $500,000 dropped in my lap, I'd put most of it away for my retirement. Then I'd actually be able to retire before I hit Jerry's age. As it is, I can see myself forced to keep working into my 70s because Social Security doesn't pay for shit and I don't have enough saved up in an IRA to live on for the rest of my life. I tried. Believe me, I tried.