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At the Arakawa-Naka Dake shelter (located on the mountain at 3,060m - photo in my entry about mountains from last week) I decided to spend the night there. I had that bus ticket thing I needed to use up (see entry about Getting There…) and since there was no tent site, the weather was looking like it could bring a thundershower, and I might have a good view first thing in the morning, I chose to stay there.

I met a guy who was originally from England, had worked in Sydney, Australia for a company there for a couple of years, was then transferred to the company’s Tokyo branch and had been living in Tokyo for the last four years. He was doing what I had only dreamed of doing – he was crossing from the Japan Sea to the Pacific Ocean on foot by following the ranges of the Alps. I rarely speak to other foreigners in Japan and so here was a chance for me to find out what someone else was up to. He was a decent and pleasant person to talk to though he was not staying and planned to hit the trail again soon.

Inside the shelter was a Japanese man who was there with his son who looked about 12. The man spoke some English and came out red-faced from the beers he had been drinking and wearing a big friendly smile. He had been talking to the Englishman and now saw his chance to join the conversation of two native English speakers.

Japanese man (to me) – Where are you from?

Me – I’m from Canada.

JM – Oh, Canada! I envy you. Yes. Skiing, Swimming. Simultaneous.

Me – Skiing and swimming simultaneously? I don’t think that’s possible.

JM – Yes, skiing, swimming. Simultaneous in Canada.

Me – I think that’s water-skiing.

Englishman – (laughs)

JM – Water-ski? You?

Me – No, I just climb mountains. (back to my conversation with EM) So, do you ever post any photos on the Net?

EM – Well, I have a Web site I modified since I first made it 25 years ago when the Web was young…

JM – Twenty-five years?!

Me – Cool. (noticing his bear bell) Have you ever seen any bears in Japan?

EM – Yes, actually. I saw one a couple of weeks ago when I was staying at a lodge near Asahi Dake…

JM – Bear? In Canada you have big bear! Grizzly! Too many grizzly in Canada.

EM – (ignoring the man) Yes, I was having lunch and I heard a sound in the bushes outside. I thought someone was coming so I called out, ‘hello, hello,’ and then this big, furry thing came bounding past the hut and leapt into the bushes. I think it was a bear. I only really saw the backside as it ran into the bush. I’m not sure because I have only seen photos on the front of a bear – you know, you usually don’t see photos of the backside.

Me – (laughing with him) Right.

JM – Your pack is America. Made in America. Osprey. American company.

EM – Oh, uh, yes, right.

Me – Your jacket is Canadian though. How is it?

EM – Yes, actually, it’s very good.

JM – Canada? Your jacket, Canada?

Me – Yes. Apteryx. It’s a Vancouver-based company, I think.

JM – Vancouver. Skiing, swimming. Simultaneous.

The Englishman was being very polite but clearly getting annoyed by the constant interruptions. We exchanged email addresses and soon he was off.

Later I was looking at the scenery wondering if the clouds would let any views show through when I passed the red-faced smiling man again. He was talking with a woman and another man. When he saw me he spoke.

“Are you happy I am here?”

I wanted to say, ‘actually no, I find you a little annoying,’ but I think he hadn’t phrased his question properly.

Me – Do you mean, ‘am I happy to be here?’

JM – Yes. Do you understand what I say?

Me – Yes. I am happy to be here.

JM – We are family. (gesturing to the others)

Me – (looking confused, knowing they were not his family) Oh, I see. We are all mountain people, so we are family.

The woman next to me had remained silent but she nodded like she understood what I had said. The man looked confused now. The smile dropped from his eyes but remained on his face.

JM – You see bear in Canada?

Me – Yes, I have seen a black bear three times but never a grizzly.

JM – You see grizzly? Too many grizzly in Canada.

Me – No, I saw a black bear. They are smaller, like a very big dog.

JM – Big dog?

Me – Yes. I saw them all from the roadside. They were beside the highway.

JM – Really? Was the bear your family?

I could not understand what he was getting at. I just looked at him and said, “How many beers have you had to drink?” The woman beside me laughed. The man, still smiling, answered, “Two.”

Me – No, of course the bear was not my family.

JM – Do you understand what I am saying?
 
The story ends here. Now for a photo but not of the druken guy or the Englishman.


On Akaishi
This is a photo of some git on the summit of 3,120m-high Akaishi Dake, who was taking self-portraits of himself with my camera.



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Comments

  • queenparanoia said on Aug 27, 2008....
    hey i know the guy in the photo!!! he had a baby a couple of months ago!!!! lol!!!! funny story!!!!
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Aug 27, 2008....

    Okay, show me that belly, you daddy! :D LOL

    *still giggling*

    paper ~


  • kruuyai said on Aug 27, 2008....
    Ooooohh... too many grizzlies... sounds like something I could be heard saying waking up out of a bad dream...
  • RollingC said on Aug 27, 2008....
    The happy daddy look !
    :^)
  • wombat said on Aug 27, 2008....
    Fascinating read.....I liked that comment by the Japanese fellow speaking of mountain men......"We are family."  And I wonder if he got confused when you said the bear was like a big dog.  Did he mean, "Was he your pet?" Oh, well, just a thought....Nice photo of the great adventurer! 
  • gingersoul said on Aug 27, 2008....
    Hey you!....I see you!!!...:-)

    Where is the baby???

    Quoting:.  JM – Vancouver. Skiing, swimming. Simultaneous.....lol...good stuff....:-)

    Great post...as usual...
  • hugecock! said on Aug 28, 2008....
    I liked it!
  • silverwhisper said on Sep 03, 2008....
    dude...that's ten kinds of screwed up!

    ed
  • hotaka said on Sep 06, 2008....
    I can't believe I totally missed seeing everyone's comments here. Well, better laid than never.
     
    queenP, what was funny: the guy having the baby or the drunken man?
     
    PAPER, ha, ha. On the couch or in the sandbox?
     
    kruuyai, or too many snails. Thinking about your dream, I mean.
     
    RollingC, that's the happy I-made-it-to-the-top-of-another-Hyakumeizan look.
     
    wombat, I don't know what he meant about being family. I suggested he was refering to us mountain people. I think the alcohol confused the dog and the bear for him more than his English ability.
     
    ginger, the baby was at home. I wouldn't have taken him into that weather. Maybe when he's ten.
     
    Glad you liked it, Huge.
     
    silverW, well it was a bit weird. I thought it was worth remembering though. Made for a funny story.

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