No more lottery tickets. No more pinching pennies. No more answering to the man. No need for clever and witty blog entries so people will visit and click the clickies. My good friends in Paraguay are going to make my life somewhat more comfortable.
Eat your hearts out and BEHOLD:
My Dear Good Friend,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay.
Presently i'm in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of
the total sum. meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts
to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some
how.
Now contact my secretary in Benin his name is JOHNMARTIN,And do
contact him on his email-address at : (deleted email address) ask him to
send you the total of $800.000.00 which i kept for your compensation for
all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I
appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in
touched with my secretary JOHNMARTIN and instruct him where to send the
amount to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, I’m very
busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new
partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded
instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free
to get in touch with JOHNMARTIN, he will send the amount to you without
any delay.
NOTE :BELWO HERE IS THE REQUIRED INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND TO MY
SECRETARY :
(1) YOUR FULL NAMES
(2) YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS
(3) YOUR DIRECT CELPHONE NUMBER AND HOUSE PHONE WITH FAX IF ANY .
(4) YOUR ID EITHER INTERNATIONAL PAS-PORT OR DRIVING LINCES .
Regards,
Bar Paul Samuel .
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I'm off to Jamaica, you fucking weenies!
Ta-ta!
