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From time to time, great thinkers boldly step out of the airplane of safety into the freefall of future predictions...

That is their mistake. Now, in a new series of ongoing debunkings that will put Penn and Teller to shame, PRoGNoSTICo again proves that NO ONE can foretell what is to be...

Tonight's guest, ALIENated, in this edited reprint of political wisdom delivered in the not-so-distant past...

I have BOLDFACED those predictions proven erroneous and ITALICIZED those statements drawn of questionable reasoning...

My Predictions For Presidental Candidates

I think presidential candidates are picked for their looks more than anything (as
petty as that seems). Huckabee looks like Nixon (in case you felt weird about 
him and did not know why). That will be his undoing, when everyone figures that
out.

I figure Mitt will be the Republican's choice, and Edwards will be the Democrat's 
choice. They both look presidental, like they were sent from central casting 
(send me someone who looks like Kennedy or Harrison Ford).

Even Bush was probably elected because he looks more like a President than
fatso Gwhore or weird-looking Kerry. Sad, but true. Huckabee has made the
mistake of making his faith too clear. Most want a man of faith (except the
athiests and communists, of course), but not a man that slaps you in the
face with it.

Mitt is a man of faith even if it is a weird faith. Many people that follow odd
religions can probably identify with him. I have heard of at least one Jew who
says Huckabee scares him because of his outspokeness on religion.

People are already rejecting Hillary. How could they not? We are much smarter
than that no matter what Hollywood and the liberal media thinks of us. I doubt
that most women respect her after letting Bill crap all over her and their marriage
the way he did. The fact that she lets that rapist on the same stage with her
tells me volumes about her judgement, and that she would do or say anything 
to get elected.

I seriously doubt that most black people would vote for Obama. He has too little
experience. Is he even old enough to be president? Not to mention how many
racist bullets (real ones) he would have to dodge while in office. I would advise
taking a hard look at his vice president since he will probably end up being 
president. Maybe Hillary is an obvious choice for vice president since racists 
would not even want her to become president by default.

But Edwards will be the candidate and Mitt, and Mitt will win because he has a
brain. Edwards has a depressing message of hate and he wants to pull our troops
out of Iraq with little thought about the consequences (I heard Mitt say that
today). What an idiot ... Edwards, not Mitt. 

Mitt is a very smart man who would run the presidency like a business, as if he
was chairman of the board. He would get government out of the way (as any
good Republican should).

Huckabee is gaining some acceptance because he is trying to convience us that
he is just like us, just like the guy that works next to us. Hmmm. I do not know
about the guy that works next to you, but I want a president that is a hell of
a lot smarter than the dopes that work around me (at least some of them), and
I figure they feel the same way (about me). 

We need a president who is almost super human in this day and age. And that is
just so he can stand up to the constant assaults by his countrymen, some of
those morons that work around you and me, and in Hollywood, and in the liberal
media.

God bless America. And, God, help us to do the right thing in the coming days.


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Comments

  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 22, 2008....
    I predict a troublemaking asshole on the scene...
  • SeanRenaud said on Aug 22, 2008....
    UR an idiot.
  • PRoGNoSTICo said on Aug 25, 2008....
     
    I am an idiot? Who predicted Mitt Romney and John Edwards?
     
    Not I.
     
    - PRoGNoSTICo
     

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