I'm flat chat, flat out like a lizard on a hot rock so to speak so tonight I am doing a quicky... having a quicky with you all (ohh how I like a mass orgy)
Now the pics of me are shit, I look FAT as in moo cow fucking fat but fuck it, can't help the fact that life is good and I still fucking rock. (te he he)
There's me at the hearth of a pub, the pub that I got very drunk at, I know I have a problem, I still think I'm fat even when I'm a size ten wouldn't matter if I were a size six I'd still think I'm fat) Husband lost his photo of my new doo you will have to wait for film processing for that one... fucking hell you'd think with the thousands of dollars worth of film and photographic equipment I could have borrowed at least ONE camera, not to be so wait you must!
Then maybe if I have time other photos.. fucking hell who knows what I can do with this. Anyway it will be all over the place so what the hell, for your enjoyment.
Hmm lets see the response, if you laugh then you will get the cricket bat, if you shake your head then I will employ Silvers trout for your face, if you chuckle with a grin then hey I'll punch your arm, if you smile derisively then fine! dare you to do what I do and still smile! (mwa ha ha) if you smile and think to yourself, what a fuckin awesome chic! you are my friend forever, if you smile and think fat? fat? where? I don't see no hard on then I will personally... I don't know anything you want. If you give me and my hat shit I will definitely de nut, titify you... watch out!






