I'm flat chat, flat out like a lizard on a hot rock so to speak so tonight I am doing a quicky... having a quicky with you all (ohh how I like a mass orgy)
 
Now the pics of me are shit, I look FAT as in moo cow fucking fat but fuck it, can't help the fact that life is good and I still fucking rock. (te he he)
 
There's me at the hearth of a pub, the pub that I got very drunk at, I know I have a problem, I still think I'm fat even when I'm a size ten wouldn't matter if I were a size six I'd still think I'm fat) Husband lost his photo of my new doo you will have to wait for film processing for that one... fucking hell you'd think with the thousands of dollars worth of film and photographic equipment I could have borrowed at least ONE camera, not to be so wait you must!
 
Then maybe if I have time other photos.. fucking hell who knows what I can do with this.  Anyway it will be all over the place so what the hell, for your enjoyment.
 
Hmm lets see the response, if you laugh then you will get the cricket bat, if you shake your head then I will employ Silvers trout for your face, if you chuckle with a grin then hey I'll punch your arm, if you smile derisively then fine! dare you to do what I do and still smile! (mwa ha ha) if you smile and think to yourself, what a fuckin awesome chic! you are my friend forever, if you smile and think fat? fat? where? I don't see no hard on then I will personally... I don't know anything you want.  If you give me and my hat shit I will definitely de nut, titify you... watch out!
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  • Lucytorial said on Aug 22, 2008....
    Right the derisive smile on the second pic is becuse I had a mouth full of cider.... I almost spat it out when I realised hubby was photographing me.
  • RollingC said on Aug 22, 2008....
    Ohhh that's your provocative western style look with sexy smile huh? (you look good kiddo).
    Rc
  • skald said on Aug 22, 2008....
    I do like the smile on your face there. Great looking place and you are looking so good. 
  • botoni said on Aug 22, 2008....
    You get 100% for 'Hot Babe'!  Love the hat!  Add a few water jets and you've got a hot tub.......hehehe....just kidding.  You look great!
  • CayenneMan said on Aug 22, 2008....
       I must admit Lucy you look relatively charming in these pictures you posted this day. you may consider thanking the camera man. I do find you charming Lucy and I remain on the sidelines. I can only hope your hubby realizes his catch.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Aug 22, 2008....
    Oh hell Lucy!!  That's some hat you got on there.  BTW, where's the fat?  Honestly, you look like you could blow away in a mild breeze.
  • dailyachesandpains said on Aug 22, 2008....
    TL:  My soul sistah from the other side of the world!  You look awesome!  I only WISH I looked as perfect as you!  You know I go through the same thing. 
     
    I love the pic at the bar!  That dining room is stunning!  I'm coming to visit.  Wait...isn't it winter-ish where you are now?  I'll wait for my winter then I'll come!
     
    {{{HUGS}}}
    Daily
  • woman said on Aug 22, 2008....
    Yippee!!! Thanks for sharing your pics. I am so happy to see your face and to be able to put it with your crazy posts! Your hat is adorable and so are you. NOW I want to see your hair...
  • secretlife said on Aug 22, 2008....
    omg, that's a HELLUVA hat!
    so where's the pipe?!
  • wishyouwerehere said on Aug 22, 2008....
    Hey Luce - you look very mischevious - just as I would have imagined!  Love the dimple poking out from under that great big hat. 
     
    You are so cute.  Please don't say you are fat ever again - I think your waist is about the size of one of my thighs! 
  • hotaka said on Aug 23, 2008....
    I scanned the photos quickly earlier today and I think they look just fine. But now I have just read the text and I have to wonder, were you drunk when you wrote this post?
  • Lucytorial said on Aug 24, 2008....
    Okay okay I'm back, had a wobble with this post, I really did think I looked fat and to top it off my husband said he hates girls in jeans so I was having a spaz attack! te he hee
     
    Botoni ~ NO I was not drunk! just nervous and well really tight for time.  My friends will tell you that I actually speak like that when I am nervous, all over the shop like a bull at a gate.  Get it out quick.. that way it doesn't hurt!
     
    Thanks for all your comments my film will be ready tomorrow hopefully I will have enough time to scan the pics and up load them in the next few days.
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 24, 2008....
    hey now, no appropriating my trout!

    [smelt-pelts tobi-lee]

    i like the grin on your face in the second pic, and that dining room is gorgeous!

    in that first pic, you look like you've got the "hurry up & take the damned picture already!" look. :>

    ed
  • queenparanoia said on Aug 24, 2008....
    you dont look fat... you actually look like you lose some weight... from the last picture i saw you lucy.... by the way youre pretty... ;-)
  • Lucytorial said on Aug 25, 2008....
    Silver ~ what in the hell is a smelt pelt?? te he he hee the dining room was so old world I didn't want to leave.  You are very correct on that last comment! grrrr
     
    Queenie~ How awesome to see you again! I have lost a little since my last photo, still trying to lose some more, well not lose it tighten my gut up! and get rid of the cottage cheese on my thighs.  Pretty? thank you, I don't feel it sometimes.

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