I make my entrance. About 35 henchmen fill the floor of the wharehouse. There is an odd moment of silence. Of calm. Then they attack all at once. I throw fist into faces. Kicks into ribs. I toss bodies into the air and they fall on top of other bodies.

I get this crazy idea that I'm a kung-fu hero. I start using Akido movements and break dude's elbows. All you hear is a bone crack, screaming, "He broke my elbow!" And then more of the same. "Ah, my poor elbow is broken."

Even the henchmen that are already unconscious, I pick them up and break their elbows.

Eventually Dr. Destructo enters and sees what I've done.

"Holy crap!" he says. All I did was try to steal a tiger from the local zoo for a genetic experiment, but you! You've seriously injured 35 hard working union laborers.

I have to laugh at the evil spewing from the villain's mouth. I fly real close to him and ask him, "Tell me Doc, how do you fix a broken elbow?" Then I snap his elbow, obviously. He starts yelling, "Owwwww!"

He tells me where the tiger is, and I break it out of its cage, but it tries to nip at my shorts. I break it's elbow. Or whatever that bone is above his paw. He's all like "Growl! You broke my bone righ above my paw."

I apologize to the lion and fly him back to the zoo.