From the "Just for Laughs" comedy festival in Montreal, I'm not sure what year.

"I hate to bum you out, but happiness peaks at 6.  My daughter is 6.  The other day, we were in the car, she was staring out the window smiling at nothing.  I asked her what she was thinking about, she said 'candy.'  There ya go, you don't get any happier than that!  Daydreaming about candy.

You know, we can't do that as adults.  Try as an adult to think about candy, it doesn't get very far.  You think candy, you think, ooh, cavities.  Cavities...no money.

WHO AM I?
WHY AM I HERE?
WHERE AM I GOING?
AM I GAY??"


At this point I lost the thread of his monologue, I was laughing too hard.  It's SOOO true, isn't it??