The two boys and I were trying to kill time on a long car ride.
I was telling them a story about my Dad, who passed away this past January.
He loved practical jokes!
He used to have this little device that went under the toilet seat, so when someone sat down a voice said, "Hey, move over! We're working down here!"
We decided to come up with other things to record!
I think we've hit upon the ultimate saying.
Picture it!
You're in someone else's bathroom and you sit down to use the toilet, when all of the sudden you hear a voice say,
"Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop! Feel free to try some of our complimentary toilet paper while you are waiting!
Thank you for riding the toilet!
Please enjoy the rest of your stay here in our bathroom!"
So, what do you think?
