So today i was watching mr.wilson take out the trash and it occured to me that he looks like king kong. To add insult to injury i was up all night on the phone with my lawyer regarding brian wilsons secret meeting with the pope.Basically my lawyer said the pope has the right to have wilsons convicted based on the fact he sunk his beach boy teeth directly into the popes leg while attempting to engulf a mole.Im starting to wonder what billy joel would do in my situation.Oh i know , billy joel would drive a car into somebodys house.