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Woman and I have a thing going.  Hush!  Don't let it leak out or there'll be gossip everywhere.  Just pretend you didnt hear it from me.  I have it on good authority that they have a tryst planned in St. Thomas and there has been a preparatory crew sent to ready the natives. 

Add in what you will or stay tuned to find out if they desert their renos.  Will they steal away in the night?  What will be their transportation?  When will the rest find out?



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  • skald said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Oh my I don't know what you are on about. I wonder if my English is failing me. A woman and you? 
  • botoni said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Skald your English is definately not failing you.  Have you not met the SoulCaster named 'Woman'?  I do believe she and I are starting a rumor here.
  • quietone said on Aug 10, 2008....

    I just can't believe you'd both leave all that taping and mudding behind!  I will keep my eyes open for more ~  LOL

  • secretlife said on Aug 10, 2008....
    i was gonna start this rumor myself, but you beat me to it!!!!
  • botoni said on Aug 10, 2008....

    Quiet....thats what makes it even more surprising.

    Secret.....dont just sit there!  Enhance!

  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Bot!! What are you doing telling the world about us??? You promised that our trip would be our little secret! I haven't laughed this hard for sometime. Keep it up!
  • secretlife said on Aug 10, 2008....
    oh woman, tell me you didn't fall for that line?!?
    ......but you promised you'd keep it our little secret....
    men.... you just can NOT trust 'em to keep a secret!
  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Secret~NOW you tell me!!! He SEEMED so sincere. Really.
  • botoni said on Aug 10, 2008....

    Sincerity is my middle misnomer!

    Now that you're on to me are we still going ahead?

  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Oh God. We can't let down our public Bot. You ARE such a sweet talker. You know I can't resist you!
  • botoni said on Aug 10, 2008....
    I picked up that sweet talker slick lip thing when I was down in Georgia studying the art of swooning.  It's come in mighty handy when I m faced with a lovely belle such as you.
  • Mamie said on Aug 10, 2008....
    I knew it! Maybe it was that look that lasted a little too long on your blog, or the extra commas where none was needed. It was an overindulgence to be sure and clearly I was not fooled! wait till Mimi gets wind of this, she'll have your arse in a sling! and you know it!!
    Jesus, this hasn;t happened since Mr. Box held off...ya know, to become my 100th reader. oy vey!!
  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    My daddy told me to beware of men like you.... (Lowers her gaze) I'm feeling faint Bot, Is there a spot left at your place for a decent swoon???
  • CreativeWoman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    I'm sure there must be an inside joke to all of this.  :-)  I'll follow along to see how this tryst will develop.  lol

    CW
  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Mamie, You must be a woman with insight. We thought we were being discreet...
  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    CW. What joke??? Bot swears he's sincere!!!
  • botoni said on Aug 10, 2008....

    Mamie....Oh Dash!  MimiMissie is gonna get grapevined inta here isnt she.  Mighty slick of you to pick up on the extra commas.........

    Woman.....My reno plans include a specific and dedicated Swoon Room....wanna be the first to try it out?

    CW.....It all started when Woman and I decided it would best to leave the renovation projects and head off to St. Thomas....it seemed much more appealing.

  • CreativeWoman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    woman and botoni,
    Well then, let's divert the paparazzi and send them to the wrong location so the two of you can meet in peace!  :-D

    CW
  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Thanks CW! Keep our escape hush hush!
  • woman said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Bot ~ After all you have said to me, no one else better be swooning in your reno!
  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Aug 10, 2008....
    I have the perfect employment for you, darling Botoni!
    How would you like to do Bambi duty?
    You see, Claire has her hands full with client numero uno, and B. B. has asked me to find someone to assist Bambi with whatever it is that she does.
    I know it involves shopping, but beyond that, I'm clueless.
    So what do you say, Dear?
  • queenparanoia said on Aug 10, 2008....

    i thought you have a phobia on vagina dentata!?!??!?! lol!!!

    take a picture with woman!!!

  • dailyachesandpains said on Aug 10, 2008....
    Yeah, I am with CW here all the way!
    I think we all know how much a picture of you two would go for and baby...Jolie and Pitt got nothing for the twins photos compared to what yours will go for.  I'm guessing around 28 million.  MINIMUM!
     
    ;-)
    Daily
  • skald said on Aug 11, 2008....
    lol I will be watching you two. 
  • FutureGoddess said on Aug 11, 2008....
    I am in in shock - Woman: I too feel a bit woozy at this news.....
  • MissMimi said on Aug 11, 2008....
    Botty!  I am truly broken hearted.  And especially after all we've meant to each other... 
  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2008....

    CW......You can get big bucks for paparazzi diversion!

    Woman....I'll keep everyone away from the Swoon Room.

    Paige.......Shopping is my major so I'm in with Bambi!  How do we keep woman from finding out?

    Queen.....I'll have to send a message to mom....she's the one with the magic pictures.

    Daily.....Wanna be our press agent?

    Skald.....We like all the attention we can get.

    Future.....Sorry to rattle you.....if you dont tell Woman we can have a practice session in my Swoon Room.

    MissMimi....I'm sorry you had to find out this way.  But not to worry there's lots of botty booty to go around.  Just dont tell Keith.

  • woman said on Aug 11, 2008....
    Bot dearest~I am suffering from mixed emotions here. First there are the flirty comments to Paige, Queen, and MissMimi, despite your promises to keep everyone else away from the swoon room. And then there is the possibility of big bucks from releasing our photo to the press. I believe the money wins as long as you don't cheat on me by shopping with Bambi!! (It will really help with the remodels!)
  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2008....
    Woman.......We'll have to hold out for more.  I'm doubtful that 28 million will cover all the expenses of remodelling.  I really hope we can keep the trash rags from getting our story.  They get such unflattering pictures.  Dont you think Paige, Queen and MissMimi need encouragement?  After all how often do they even get to dream about the Swoon Room?  Should I mis-quote Mr. Clinton here  "I did not swoon with that woman."?
  • woman said on Aug 11, 2008....
    See, a few sweet words from you and all is forgiven. Sorry Secret, he is SUCH a sweet talker!! And Bot, I simply refuse to appear in a trash rag. I do think we need to be shot with soft backlighting and possibly through cheesecloth!! Go ahead and misquote Mr. Clinton as much as you want, just don't ditch me for Hillary! About money again........How much do you think we should ask?? 50 million?? I mean 25 apiece isn't bad. Lord knows we are worth it.....
  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2008....
    25 each is undercutting in my opinion.  We should be holding out for at least 100K.  I'll do a quick search for some classy cheesecloth.  Any particular shade in mind?  Honey, you never have to be worried about getting ditched for Hillary.  She gives me the willies and I'm not giving her my willy!  While I'm thinking about cheese cloth could we maybe consider netting?  It would make a great draping effect in the swoon room dont you think.  I'll bet we could get a bargain on a large quantity.
  • MissMimi said on Aug 11, 2008....

    Botty, you have the makings of a harem.

  • dailyachesandpains said on Aug 11, 2008....
    Botti!  I would be your press agent.  Your PR Rep...anything.  I could easily deny all rumors for you guys even if there is photograpic evidence to confirm any rumor LOL!
     
    Daily
  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2008....

    MissMimi......carefull!  We dont wanna make the other guys here jealous.  Or do we?

    Daily......How big a cut of the 100 Million do you want for your services Daily?  Woman and I may have to up the ante just a touch to afford a high end PR Rep of your quality.

  • MissMimi said on Aug 11, 2008....

    The rest of my comment got cut off! 

    Actually, I prefer to think of it as being a groupie.  And Keith will just have to deal with it.  Agirl has to have priorities, and a Swoon Room is pretty hard to turn down.

  • botoni said on Aug 11, 2008....
    Now I'm bursting into song...."Way down upon the Swoonie Roo oom...."
  • PaigeLe'Editor said on Aug 11, 2008....
    Well it is work, sweetie!
    So, it shouldn't be a problem.
    Better stock up on valium though, Bambi can be a bit harsh on the brain.
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 15, 2008....
    [cries]

    i thought you were going to run off with me, botoni!

    :<



    :D

    ed
  • botoni said on Aug 15, 2008....

    Paige......Loaded up the cabinet with fresh valium.  My brain only takes certain amounts of harsh and Bambi could cross the threshold.

    Ed......OH NO!  I've wounded you.  I'm so sorry!.  Here's my best hanky.  Dry those tears.

  • woman said on Aug 15, 2008....
    Thanks for being gentle with Ed. It was probably a shock for him. I don't know if it was necessary to give him your BEST hanky though. By the way, I looked at fabulous lime green travel bag today!
  • botoni said on Aug 15, 2008....
    Woman....I know it's a bit risky giving him my best hanky.  It might come back smelling of trout.  Did you find the lemon yellow pumps to go with the travel bag?
  • woman said on Aug 15, 2008....
    Oh, you've been to that shop?? Even though they were divine, really, the heels were a little high for me. I've still got time to find something to go with the bag. Glad you realized the danger in the loaning the hanky but your concern for Ed was more important. That's my guy.
  • dailyachesandpains said on Aug 15, 2008....
    Sorry...I'm so late in the reply on your comment botti!
     
    You know, I'll cut you guys a good deal.  I'll make sure the pictures sell for TWENTY million (if you want them released).  Suck on that Angie and Brad!  :-)  Well, that is if you both want to end up on the front page of 2 "exclusive" magazines in the "industry".  If the photo's are leaked, I'll sue for double and damages!  I'll also hire the best lawyer from my pay.  Now that is a SWEET deal for you two!
     
    Daily
  • botoni said on Aug 15, 2008....

    Woman.....I'm sure you'll ind the perfect shoe.  Then of course there's the belt and the right sun hat.  Makes me glad I can get away with a pair of shorts and a wild BBQ shirt along with some shades.

    Daily....You drive a hard bargain.  You're definately gaining a reputation as Agent Etraordinaire!

  • dailyachesandpains said on Aug 15, 2008....
    No sweety...I'm not GAINING anything!  I HAVE a reputation for being Agent Extraordinaire!
     
    LOL!
    Daily
  • botoni said on Aug 16, 2008....
    LOL Daily!  It's a fete accompli!  I should have known that..................hehehe
  • dailyachesandpains said on Aug 16, 2008....
    :-P

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