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I was just in the lunch room picking up my late afternoon snack.  All day the pile of friday doughnuts has been diminishing.  About 2 hours ago there was one lonely doughnut on a small plate sitting on the table.  Now, someone has taken a knife and cut it in 1/2 and eaten 1/2 of the doughnut.  I had to giggle at the sight of it.
 
Someone had to be of the mind that a whole doughnut is too much sugar and fats, but a half doughnut is somehow not over the line.
 
Bwa ha ha ha ha
 
The only other thing that cracks me up consistently is a little embarrassing, but what the heck.
 
Chickens.
 
There is something about chickens that never fails to make me at least giggle.  Often belly laugh.  If you want to cheer me up, send me a chicken picture
 
What cracks you up?


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  • botoni said on Aug 08, 2008....

    A favorite crack me up for me is observing one of my charges and the resultant carnage as he eats bbq ribs.  We had them for supper (dinner) tonight.  I've no idea how he does it but every rib bone is perfectly bare and he is covered stem to stern and dripping with sauce.  It seems like he has more sauce on him than the ribs had in total!

  • TinSoldier said on Aug 08, 2008....
    Oh, I want to share this one, it happened yesterday.

    Two of my kids, D, my middle child, a fourteen-year-old boy, and E, my youngest, a seven-year-old girl.

    D: "Dad, Mom, can you tell E to stop bugging me? She keeps asking me to go to Brandon's and I don't wanna. So she told me 'You know, there are people in the world who never get to go anywhere. I don't want to be one of those people.'"

    I completely cracked up as D told this story.

    And you know what? About twenty minutes later E finally convinced her brother to take her to his friend Brandon's house.
  • beyondtheveil said on Aug 08, 2008....
    unique- Young kids with the giggles. 
  • MissMimi said on Aug 08, 2008....
    Kittens or puppies playing.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Aug 09, 2008....
    bot - your charge and my daughter should share a meal of ribs some time.  We could just throw down plastic sheeting and let them have fun.  Once I found BBQ sauce in her eyebrow.
     
    TS - LOL  Oh my!!!  It sounds like someone has a crush.  That line about "there are people in the world who never get to go anywhere. I don't want to be one of those people" made me laugh so hard my eyes leaked.  Sounds eerily familiar.
     
    BTV - isn't that great?!!  Especiall babies who laugh.  I really can't hold a laughing baby because we'd both end up on the floor.
     
    MissMimi - another good one.  Have you ever seen seals playing?  Same deal.  I saw a group laying on the beach one year so we stopped to look.  One little guy just could not stay still and was bugging everyone around him.
  • queenparanoia said on Aug 09, 2008....

    cute babies acting funny... ;-)

    like this one...

     

     


     

     

     

  • queenparanoia said on Aug 09, 2008....

    cute babies acting funny... ;-)

    like this one...

     

     


     

     

     

  • backspace said on Aug 10, 2008....
    ground squirrels running up to me for popcorn i make for them.There must be 23 of them!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Aug 10, 2008....
    queenie - I couldn't see the babies, but they do crack me up.
     
    backspace - they're pretty persistent little buggars.
  • newbeginnings said on Aug 11, 2008....

    This that crack me up:

    People laughing so much they fall off their chair

    bad jokes

    Chickens...im right there with you on that one, mine used to come into the house and sit in front of the fire!

    farting dogs that look behind them disgustedly at the noise and smell wondering where it came from. oh this one is the best!

    small children trying to catch bubbles.

    Billy Connolly and Eddie Izzard (check out U tube Eddie Izzard and the death star)

    My childrren

    xxx just watched eddie izzard again and now have to pee!

    xxNB

  • uniquely-ironic said on Aug 11, 2008....
    new - I'd forgotten about farting dogs.  Yes!  Nothing quite prepares you for their look of disbelief and disgust at the mystery person they believe let out that foul smell.
  • silverwhisper said on Aug 13, 2008....
    honestly, what cracks me up is watching kids do goofy things when their parents can see it.

    o, and stupid folks, if i may be completely honest. :D

    ed

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