• junioreditor said on Aug 05, 2008....

  It's looks as though everyone on this side of the pond is back from the long wedding weekend, how about the NY office?
  BB should get married more often,  this is his fourth or fifth, non?
  Poor Lenore! All those months of throwing herself at him.  Not to mention all the money wasted on lipo, veneers, Restalyn shots, etc.  This will send her right back into rehab, poor cow.
  
  Well, here we are... might as well get stuck in, then:
  
  I spoke with Client about spicing things up at some point, as per BB's suggestion, and he completely dismissed the idea out of hand.
  He's trying his hand at humour, I'm afraid, and failing miserably.  He seems to think sprinkling "hehe" here and there sends a comedic message to his readers.
  At least it's diverted his attention from his racist rants.
  I see he's introduced two new characters, an Asian drama queen and a crying baby. I can't imagine where this is going, but I don't see it going to Frankfurt.
  Ah, well, busy work for the new editorial interns.
  On the up side, he is taking care with his grammar and punctys.
  
  
  

• junioreditor said on Aug 05, 2008....

  MEMO
  
  TO: Paige
  FROM: June
  BCC: Style Writer
  
  Word around the Fiji cooler has it that we're taking on more clients before the year ends. I hope this is just twaddle! In the history of BB, only one blockbuster has been published per year. Some feel, however, that BB's new Barbie doll wife has something to do with it.
  Have you heard anything?
  

• Me-Myself&I said on Aug 05, 2008....

  *smile*

• RollingC said on Aug 05, 2008....

  :^)

• Me-Myself&I said on Aug 05, 2008....

  at least we are in the right order, huh~RollingC? lol!

• PaigeLe'Editor said on Aug 05, 2008....

  Junie!  Have I heard something?  I hope you're sitting down, because Tom from accounting told, Carol in public relations, that Bambi; BB's new Barbie; has been around the literary block so many times, she's got Vertigo tattooed on her backside!
  I suspect we'll be taking on an entire armada of new clients!
  Quel ennui!
   
  Rolling C and Me-Myself, I hope you'll find your new internship with BB both satisfying and educational!
   

• Expendable said on Aug 05, 2008....

  To: Paige, June
  From: Ex Pendable
  Subj: Client's recent submission
  
  There has been some misunderstanding as to what I was hired for - I'm not really a good choice for physical security. However, I'd like to point out that your client's most recent posting is somewhat threatening in nature. Many writers I know have threaten to kill their editors; some have tried. I'd really suggest caution and getting someone down here who can do more than be a trip hazard should the unhappy client attempt to storm the gates.
  
  -Ex
  

• junioreditor said on Aug 05, 2008....

  MEMO
  
  TO: Paige, Ex, RC, MMI
  FROM: Those in the know
  
  It's my understanding that Bambie studied Latin in college and has a degree in Veni Vedi Visa, if you get my drift.  BB is wealthy, there's no denying that, but from what I've heard Bambie wants to be an actress and doesn't want to start at the bottom.
  Rumor at BB Pub in Cali has it that BB is trying to buy her Jodie Foster! Apparently, TomKat spurned Bambie's offer of friendship. I don't think even BB has enough dosh for the Scientologists.
  That's the reason for all the meetings. We need a major read this year, I'm talking Pulitzer material, and, quite frankly, our current Client isn't up to the task.
  Now this is very hush, hush.  BB's right hand man, SW (Style Writer), is thisclose to talking BB into terminating Client's contract.
  
  

• Zayda said on Aug 05, 2008....

  *giggles*

• Expendable said on Aug 05, 2008....

  I'm just happy I can telecommute.

• junioreditor said on Aug 05, 2008....

  Welcome to BB, Mr. Pendable.
  Enclosed is your company credit card, a key to the Executive Washroom (should you visit Corporate and the need arises to use the loo), and your very own Strunk & White.
  Happy editing!
  
  June
  

• RollingC said on Aug 05, 2008....

       To: Paige, June
  From: RollingC
   Subj: Litigation Insurance
   
   
  Having learned that various articles have been written concerning abusive intrusions exploiting innocent victims is quite exemplary in defending the client's interests and aspirations but nonetheless it still does not excuse threatening behaviour even if it is done in a subliminal fashion.
  There is a fine line between genius and madness and after reading some of the works and resulting reactionary replies I wonder if the interchange of ideas has started to reach a level of delusion that might indicate further in depth motivational study by the company in order to avoid any legal complications in the future.
  In today's tangled web of legalities one cannot be too careful.
   
  Sincerely,
  Rc 
   
   

• junioreditor said on Aug 05, 2008....

   RollingC,  You've got mail!
  rollingontheriver@zimbalu.com
  
  from:
  gojuniego@zimbalu.com
  
   It's good to know you boys in Legal are on top of things.  Personally, I think it's the drink talking this time, but he has made threats before.  Perhaps a week or two at The Eye Of The Sun in North Cornwall is in order.  I'll dash off a memo to his agent. She can put it to him as a "change of scenery" type thingy.
  
  

• Lucytorial said on Aug 05, 2008....

  **snicker**

• silverwhisper said on Aug 06, 2008....

  :D
  
  ed

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