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I am fighting Dr. Armageddon. As you know, his weapon of choice is a disintegration ray. So he is firing the gun at me, and I'm blocking the beam with any objects I can. You know how that goes. Each thing I throw in front of the beam disintegrates. I'm running out of things to use for blocking. Long story short...I fly around a couple of houses. He doesn't see me. I sneak up behind him. Tap him on the shoulder and when he turns around I kick his groin. I mean not just kick...like punt his groin. Really wind up, get a running start and just launch my foot like a NASA space shuttle into his private area. He starts foaming at the mouth. Talking crazy. Rolling around on the ground.

Funny thing is...I kept kicking him in the groin. Not just regular kicks either, but each one, huge gigantic wind up mega groin kicks. Kicks that would move him ten feet in a direction.

I think I finally stopped when the news cameras arrived some of the camera men pulled me away from him so they could get a clear shot of the defeated villain. Once they got their footage, I flew back and went at his groin again. Monster kicking it, even tossing in a few atomic elbow drops. But mostly just kicking wildly at his groin. Kick kick kick. Groin.


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