luke posted on Jul 29, 2008
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Legal Quotes
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses.
1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
I got confuzzled when I stopped in to get gas where I used to work, and the new lady there, who I've talked to some, interupted me with a question.
"So, you're divorced, aren't you?"
"What? Where'd you hear that?"
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GrapeKoolaid
posted 7 days ago
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GrapeKoolaid
posted 2 days ago
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Relayed to me by a friend...... read entire post
I just got tickled because I answered a comment on my post "Rumors of My Divorce" and below that was quietone's post, "I Have Men In My Basement."
Usually, it's one of my own posts stuck down there, but it's really funny this time! Might ha... read entire post
starchini
posted 3 days ago
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Tags: funny, baby, story
Phil packed the diaper bag this morning.... read entire post