Kid Bites Back
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
luke posted on Jul 28, 2008
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wombat said on Jul 28, 2008....
Now why didn't I think of that comeback? Love your jokes, as always!
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