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You know I'm not particularly known for being flabbergasted but I'll admit this customer just blew my mind  and left me in the human equivalent of the blue screen of death for a few seconds.  Hot woman, simply gorgeous (and able to pull of capri pants and I bloody hate those things), tank top, no bra d cups, nice tan and I would have guessed mid to early thirties (turns out she was late fourties) and a necklace.  I was trying not to stare but she noticed at some point and asked me if I liked her necklace.  Admittedly it was a cool little anch (however you spell it, the Egyption cross with a loop at the top) necklass so I said yeah it's cute.  And she responded yeah I really like how it brings out my chest.  Then she assured me that at her age she was more flattered than insulted.  I'm just glad/hoping  she didn't look at me.  Damned slacks don't do a damn thing to conceal how much of my attention  a woman has.



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  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 25, 2008....
    She noticed.  Someone who would say that would notice.
     
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    You're probably right.  I need pants of a heavier material damnit!
  • tbs230 said on Jul 25, 2008....
    Really, Sean? This is what you do in your free time? lol, poor thing!
     
    And I agree with u-i, she sooo noticed!
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    No this is my job, I roll fingerprints so I have plenty of down time but I'm at work.  Yeah, it did bring out her tits though, not tht they fucking needed it I know twenty year olds who would have killed to have that body not to mention she kinda oozed confidence. 
     
    That's it I 'm wearing a jock strap from now on, it's not fair girls have a visual cue if they've got my attention, I'm just clueless.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 25, 2008....
    So, if you roll prints, did you touch her hand?  That woman was really workin' it, huh?  Good for her!!
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    Yes I get to hold a lot of hands, she had awesome finger nails they were like french tipped, but pink with little flecks, not glitter though to big to be glitter., it made them look I wanna say frosty but that's not the word, they looked like pink ice.  That woman fine, to damn fine to be that close to being half a century old.  I'm so glad that people can't read minds cus I'd go to jail so fast.
  • idesire2 said on Jul 25, 2008....
    you expressed it well........and nothing helps a man at concealing his wants and desires.......
     
    idesire2
  • wombat said on Jul 25, 2008....
    Had to check again to be sure this wasn't a post by our dear evil twin....ha.  Sounds like something that would happen to him in his colorful day!  Yea, she noticed you looking.  She was egging on a reaction bigtime!  Cool job you have there, by the way!
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 25, 2008....

    If you had that same reaction standing in front of me I would have thought it a wonderful compliment. Nothing like a saucy young man to let you know you still have it!

    Did you start to lean forward though?? te he he

  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    No, I did the most subtle stretch leg shake thing that I'm capable of to try to err. . .get myself adjusted in such a manner that my pants no longer formed a tent. 
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 25, 2008....
    One thing at least SR is that you still err react! :-) but the leg stretch adjustment thing would have given you away completely! no matter how subtle it was.
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    Well I'd rather be given away than standing there with this tent in my pants.  I'm fairly well endowed and it can be VERY obvious so I'd rather you know exactly what I did than you know  brush against you as I turn (I do fingerprint people so I am often very very close to people since I have to hold your hand (literally) to do my job.
     
    It would have been worse when the nurses came through but I was wearing jeans that day and they are both roomier and heavier.
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 25, 2008....
    Mwa ha ha haa see there's nothing better than seeing a guy in a little discomfort... it would have been even better had her nipples begun to poke out.
     
    You obviously don't wear normal underwear, boxers? or nothing right?
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    Boxers.  If her nipples had started poking out I think my brain would have exploded.
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 25, 2008....
    **laughing out loud**
     
    It aways amazes me when men's minds do that, I have a male friend who loves to cuddle me, only problem is he always reacts the same - as yourself - when that happens I can't help it my nipples poke out like god damn tuitional pointers.. he always goes cross eyed.. and legged.
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 25, 2008....
    At that point we need a bit of a poke to let us know it's ok.  I wanted her, if she'd half hinted it I would locked the door and shagged well into next week.  Hell I probably would have forgotten to lock the door and then been oh, high, if you could just come back later!
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 25, 2008....
    The problem with a lot of women though is they are flirts and wouldn't go any further.  This is a bad flirt in my eyes... if you are going to go to the extent of letting someone know you know they are turned on then you have one of two choices, end it politely or jump on their bones.
     
    No with all this talk of sex, with you, I'm too horny so am going to head off and warm my nipples up ~ they're getting sore.
     
    *-}
  • husbandhater said on Jul 26, 2008....
    Hahahaha I had to clique on this as soon as I got home Sean. I saw it at work. Haahahahahahahah:~)
  • queenparanoia said on Jul 26, 2008....
    hahahahaha...
     
    did you went to the bathroom afterwards??? lol.... =)
  • SeanRenaud said on Jul 26, 2008....
    I nearly did, I probably would have if yesterday had been a little less hectic business wise.  Instead I just blogged about it.
  • zaneamorphous said on Jul 28, 2008....
    i would've asked her for her number lol

    nice one dude
  • thunderpussy said on Jul 29, 2008....
    was that you looking at me?
  • silverwhisper said on Jul 29, 2008....
    dude, there's a reason why you're supposed to look into a customer's eyes!

    ed

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