nytquill17 posted on Jul 24, 2008
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| Tags: cats, gross, life, humor, funny
I've discovered a brilliant weight-loss strategy. I should market this; I could make billions!
It's simple, actually. Every time you sit down to eat a meal, a cat will sit beside you and harf all over your carpet. After a few weeks, the mental associations you will make between eating food and seeing/smelling/cleaning cat harf will be enough to put you off food forever!
BAM! Instant diet success!
(Seriously...that's twice this week during breakfast and once during dinner. There are two places in our apartment where the tile floor is covered - in the living room, by an area rug, and in the bathroom, by a towel serving as a bath mat. They hit them both.)
Well, what seemed like everywhere.... read entire post
fragglesrock
posted about 18 hours ago
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Tags: gross, fraggle stories, eggs, Egg
And lucky for you, I feel like I can share them with you all!
Not like farting and burping (although I do those things too) but like what happened today...... read entire post
4lorac
posted 5 days ago
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Tags: gross, help, life, soak
what if you cant reach them... read entire post
CreativeWoman
posted 6 days ago
| views: 136
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Tags: fun, life, =D
Could it be?
No ...
Wait ....
Not sure ...
Wait ....
Definitely yes ...... read entire post
I know I need help...
It's becoming apparant that it really is time for me find the attentions of a member of the male species….... read entire post