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I got my new penis today.... It's brand spanking( : new and I'm wearing it as I'm typing... It's something I've never tried before but it's bound to be fun... I can pee through it and it is soft enough to wear all day.  So I'm wearing it to work to start, and I can't wait to use the urinals.  I wore my favorite blue shirt today to symbolize the start of a new day and a new life.  My boobs are bound and my penis is in place... my muscles are getting bigger and I'm feeling like I'm in the life or at least close to the life I'm supposed to be in.  I'm working out after work today, I've been picking many new workouts to choose from.  I'm following the diet that I'm on very strickly... it's from Menshealth.com and called the bellyoff if you want to check it out for yourself.  I've lost 15 lbs(I think) over the past 5 weeks and I've gained some muscle too.  Gotta go, I'm gonna go pee and test out my new penis


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