i wash my face twice a day (showering is still a task)
i EXCERCISE?!
i wear my retainer
my room is clean
i host parties at my own house
i set my alarm clock at 9 every morning
i'm sober 5% of the time
i'm not as socially phobic
i'm addicted to sex and the city
i read a book a week
i don't drink soda unless i'm with elizabeth
i'm an outfit repeater
antiperspirant causes cancer. USE OLD SPICE
i don't go to the beach half as much as last summer
i shave my legs on a daily basis
freckles have taken over most of my body
i haven't straightened my hair since june
i wish i could take my friends and mix them in a drink, guuuulllp gulp. stays with me for a good long while.
MY GAY CATS HAVE TO STOP HUMPING. it's making me uncomfortable



