I'M 27 AND I'M A VIRGIN. MOST PEOPLE I TELL THIS LOOK AT ME LIKE I HAVE 3 HEADS. THE QUESTIONS I GET: "WHY ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN?" "R U A LESBIAN?" "ARE A FOR REAL VIRGIN OR A TECHNICAL VIRGIN?" AND MY PERSONAL FAVE: "THEY STILL MAKE THOSE????????" I CAN ADD A NEW TITLE. I'M 27. I'M A VIRGIN. I'M NEWLY SINGLE. MY BOYFRIEND OR SHOULD I SAY EX OF MORE THAN 3 YEARS DUMPED ME BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE. IN OTHER WORDS, HE WANTED TO SCREW OTHER PEOPLE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN UPFRONT ABOUT MY VIRGINITY WITH ANYBODY I DATE. MOST GUYS JUST SMILE AND SAY, "OKAY"...THEN THE PHONE CALLS STOP AND THE EXCUSES START. AND AMAZINGLY THEY ALWAYS START OFF AS..."IT'S NOT YOU...IT'S ME. YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL, ROCQI BUT...." USUALLY I GET OVER IT PRETTY QUICKLY. THIS TIME AROUND, I GOTTA ADMIT...IT HURTS. THERE WERE SIGNS. THE STARING AT OTHER WOMEN...THE CASUAL HINTS AT THEIR SEXUALITY...PERHAPS THE BIGGEST HINT WAS THE COMMENTS HE'D MAKE LIKE, "I'D NEVER CHEAT ON YOU ROCQI. IT'S HARD (i'm sure he was referring to something else) BUT I'D NEVER CHEAT ON YOU". AND FOR THE RECORD HE DIDN'T. HE JUST DUMPED ME FIRST SO HE COULD SCREW HIS BRAINS OUT WITH ANY WOMAN WILLING TO GIVE HIM SOME.
HERE I AM AGAIN. ALONE. SINGLE. BITTER. MY FRIEND SASHA AND MY COUSIN KELLIE ARE DRAGGING ME OUT TO A CLUB OF ALL PLACES TONIGHT. PERFECT PLACE FOR A VIRGIN...THE CLUB OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT...DICK CENTRAL. BIG DICKS, LITTLE DICKS, DICKS WHO HAVEN'T ANY IN A WHILE, MARRIED DICKS, ETC...ALL IN SEARCH OF FOR ANY AVAILABLE AND WILLING PIECE OF PUSSY THERE. I'VE BEEN TO DICK CENTRAL ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT MY KITTY CAN'T COME OUT OF THE GATE. OH NOOOOO, THEY USUALLY START OFF WITH THE TYPICAL FREE DRINK (9 times out of 10 it's cheap anyway)...THE TYPICAL SCRIPTS OF BAD PICKUP LINES...THEN THEY GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. THE TRUE MOTIVES BECOME APPARENT. SO WHY AM I GOING? I HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET BUT I HAVE A FEELING I'LL HAVE MY ANSWER AFTER TONIGHT....
