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Have you tried to dwell on something that has passed away to nothingness?
Have you tried to resurrect a topic that has long outlived its interest?
Have you tried to recharge a battery that's totally dead?
Have you tried to bathe  in a river that has run dry?
Have you tried to put a  spark into a dying flame?
Have you tried to drink tea thats cold and stale?
Have you tried to sing with a voice that's lost?
Have you tried to see shadows in the dark?
Have you tried to say a wordless thought?
Have you tried to listen to a silent night?
Have you tried to feel with numbness?
Have you tried to live a death wish?
Have you tried to laugh a scream?
Have you tried to love halfway?

If you've tried any of these,
Can I ask you one more?
What is worse than a
dying werewolf or a
dead werewolf?
Well, what?
A wewo!
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Gotcha.
Lol.




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  • nagrom said on Jul 17, 2008....
    oh ha ha. the first part's good. dunno bout the last bit. but still, tis good.
  • secretlife said on Jul 17, 2008....
    LOL!
    i love playing with shapes when i write so i loved this!
  • Mamie said on Jul 17, 2008....
    this is so funny!! Loved it! M
  • moonriver said on Jul 17, 2008....
    morgan -- Aww come on. You know a bit about poems, so the first part's all right. The second part was meant to pull your leg. Where's your sense of humour, girl? Lol.

    secret -- I didn't plan it to turn out that way, but once the lines began to stack up (stack down?), they began to take that peculiar shape. I think it's shaped like a half-bowl. Perfect for a we-wo. Lol.

    mamie -- You loved it? Well, wait until you realize that tonight's a full moon. No we-wo's and toothless Draculas on the prowl in your neighborhood, I hope. Lol.


  • monkeyboyx said on Jul 17, 2008....
    This whole thing was funny and great!
  • moonriver said on Jul 17, 2008....
    monkeyboy -- I told you so... sometimes selling bananas can lead to great and funny moments. Lol.

  • nagrom said on Jul 17, 2008....
    sorry, i generally have a slight sense of humour, but at the moment its run away and left me, along with my common sense and self control...
  • monkeyboyx said on Jul 17, 2008....
    Moon...YOU ARE GREAT!
    I always love your posts.Someday I will write as well as you!
  • RollingC said on Jul 17, 2008....
    Hey....I didn't know that wewo's were vegetarians !
     
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 17, 2008....

    If you just pulled my leg that would explain the noise eminating from my butt!!!! te he he heee good one moon.

    :-}

  • moonriver said on Jul 17, 2008....
    morgan -- I'm sorry about that. Maybe me and my friends here can help you run after them and get them back intact... :-)

    monkey boy -- You are fantastic yourself. I'm sure that with enough practice, you could write much better than me. So git goin and fill yer blog up, friend... :-)

    rc -- Now that you point this out, yeah, I noticed it too. That's why the wewo's can always get dates in New York. They're very metrosexual. And that's why I can never be a wewo. I'm too carnivorous, a rapacious slob actually, always looking for delectable tidbits to devour. Lol.

    lucy, eeww, you are one absolutely gross lady, you know that? Can you do that trick one more time for Rc's video camera? Lol.

  • brit said on Jul 18, 2008....

    asian fire monkey, has anyone ever told you that you're a smart ass?!?! LOL

    of course someone has! but seriously, that was clever stuff.

  • moonriver said on Jul 18, 2008....
    brit -- Well, why do you think I adopted the tag "fire monkey" in the first place? Read about fire monkeys and other monkey varieties here. It says there that we monkeys are nosy tricksters. So be careful what you put down in your blog. I'll find a use for it. Lol.

  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2008....

    I'm not gross, I'm an Aussie, its my only excuse for having toilet humor.

    I will not only do that trick if you pull my leg again but I will also do it in front of a candle!

     

    POOOOOFF!!!!!!

  • fearing said on Jul 18, 2008....
    Moon, I was impressed with the first paragraph of questions.  The shape made it even cooler but the content was really good.

    The video made me laugh.

    ;-)
  • Me-Myself&I said on Jul 18, 2008....
    lol....you just ain't right! thanks for the laugh. have a great day. take care ~see ya
  • pickersplock said on Jul 18, 2008....
    Haha!
  • CreativeWoman said on Jul 18, 2008....
    moon,
    I always think of werewolves when I see a full moon. :-) 

    This line struck me. Have you tried to love halfway?   I have been living halfway.  That's stopping pronto.

    I really like the form and shape you created here.

    CW
  • gingersoul said on Jul 18, 2008....

    Moonest.......yes ..i did try all the above....and the feeling  has been exactly to be shrinked to one line only .....from an engulfing poem to one single line .....just like that......

    But I like you even in wewo shape.....so....what are you going to eat tonite?......;-p

  • queenparanoia said on Jul 18, 2008....
    dude that is so cool!!! =)
  • hotaka said on Jul 18, 2008....
    Yes, as a matter of fact I have tried to drink tea that is cold and stale. I got halfway through the cup when I decided it wasn't worth it and tossed the rest in the sink. It wasn't as bad as the time I found mould in the bottom of the tea bottle though. That was gross.
  • brit said on Jul 18, 2008....

    mr monkey!!! according to your lovely article, you love a challenge. I sense that you like a good debate. LOL

    Use what you will out of my blog. I could still invoice ya! :-P

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