me: the one (coffee maker) at home is permanently broke
sister: I got a new one recently since the old one broke
me: I had ordered one, but then it was back ordered, then out of stock, then......... a month or so later I finally cancelled the order. I'm just going to find it somewhere else and pay full price or find something comparable.
sister: I hat waiting
sister: hate
me: I hat waiting too, but finances kinda dictate it
sister: yeah
sister: lots I'd like to do but have that problem.
me: not having money will make you hat a lot of tings
me: things
sister: yeah, hat tose tings
me: major case of stoopid fingers going around, I see
sister: hey! my brain feels slighted by that
me: well tell your brains to kick your finger's ass
sister: apparently they aren't on speaking terms
me: hence the syndrome
