With classic shows like Celebrity Circus, The Mole, and Dancing with the Stars, it's hard to believe reality TV could get any better than it already is, but hang on to your boots people! Because an amazing new show is on the horizon!
Filmed in Beverly Hills, Celebrity Blood Donation has it all; sex, drugs, romance, delusions of grandeur, and of course, lots and lots of blood.
I've already viewed the entire first season, and boy, let me tell you, you're in for something big!
Mere words cannot describe the pathos, ethos; and let's not leave out logos; of this new show!
Classic quotes from the never before seen; except by me; first season, include gems such as:
"I'm very sorry, Ms. Bleep, but we cannot allow you to donate blood in this condition."
"No, we can't put it all back. Once we remove it, that's it!"
"Yes, it's a very common misconception, but we do not inject you with anything, Mr. Bleep. We take the blood out, and that's all we do. Oh, don't mention it! It happens all the time"
"Oh, I thought this was a Flood Donation...................sorry."
"We cannot accept your blood, Mr. Bleep. You've been exposed to Bleep, Bleep, and Bleep, and you have traces of Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, and Bleep in your blood.
How is it that you're able to stand?"
"NO ONE said anything about needles. You are not sticking that Bleeeeeeeeping Bleep Bleep needle in my arm, you Bleeeeeeeeeeep!"
And of course, my personal favorite:
"Yes, you may need to eat a little something after we draw your blood. Don't worry, it's just a little juice and maybe a small cookie..............wait! Where are you going?"
Celebrity Blood Donation, don't miss it!
Celebrity Blood Donation is not and never has been a reality TV show. It was conceived by the weird, wild, and wacky brain of pickersplock, reality TV show thinker upper extraordinaire!
Inquiries and monetary offers to purchase the rights to Celebrity Blood Donation, Celebrity Bakery, Celebrity Dude Ranch, Celebrity Grocery Shopping, and Celebrity Hospital (where merry pranksters swap your doctors and nurses for genuine celebrities), may be sent to;
Pickersplock
Imagenius Road
Gimmemoney, NY 06594
